chatting after one month

10th September, 2008

me: hey sexy
pooja: kisko kaha
me: eva mendes ko :D
pooja: hmmm
me: btw do u knw wht PORN is ??
pooja: kya
me: porn matlab adult videos depicting sexual acts of men and women explicitly :D
pooja: shut up
me: are to kab se to porn porn chilla raha hu aur tu samaji nahi :D
pooja: ohh mujhe laga poem
me: number aa gaya hai aankh me ya bahut jyada chatting ho gayee aaj :)
pooja: u r dirty mind
me: i knw bt ye to sabko karna padta hai nahi to bachhe kaise paida honge :D
pooja: byee
me: so thats poets and poetry lovers.. last page me mila :)
pooja: u go now
dirty mind
me: ruk ja baby, sorry pata nai tha u dont like it, u ko abhi der hai :D
pooja: nahi ab tum baat he mat karo
me: aisa kyu ? main bore tha yaar aur jab bore hota hu to muje sex hi yaad aata hai, kya kare :(
hello sweetie :)

12 minutes later

me: hello puji :)
paani pine gayee thi :D
ruth na jaana tumse kahu to

11 minutes later

me: main dirty baate galti se kar du to :)
tum ye jaano ya na jaano
pooja: toh main b galti se aapko ignore kar dunge
me: tum ye mano ya na maano
pooja: hmm
me: mere jaisa frnd tum kabhi paogi nahi.
pooja: woh toh hai
me: u knw na ?
pooja: kya
me: u see i m much ahead of my time like other great ppl so sex talk is usual for me, nt dirty :D
pooja: byee
me: are just reason bata raha tha galti ka, baat nahi karni wo :D
pooja: okk
me: gotta go, tea break :)
pooja: hmm okkk buh biee tk cr see yaa

34 minutes later

me: so hey baby wat u doing :)
pooja: acchi movie tha na
me: kya khak, bachhi k kachhe dhona :( achha hota hai kya :D
pooja: heehhee aise logo ke saath aisa he hona chahiye
me: ash to ki nai bachhi tapak padi :(
pooja: areee tum kisi b bat pe shuru kyu ho jaate ho
me: maine abhi ek bhi affair nahi kiya aur log shaadi k pichhe pade hai :(
pooja: hmmm aap mahan ho
me: i knw, thnks :D
koi karreena bipasha mil jaati to kar leta shadi :P
pooja: hmm jaise aap bade shahid saif ya john ho
me: yeah u knw no smoking was bassed on my life only :P
pooja: ohh really
devdas???

12 minutes later

me: whn will this end :(
pooja: bhangwan jaane
me: sm pretty girl comes my way, aasman fat sakta hai, toofan aa sakte hai :D
pooja: ohh ab kaunsi pretty gal aaye
me: vaise to ol hi thi jo bhi thi, samne aati to
pooja: ohh den
me: earth quake ho jaata :D
pooja: heheheh dats due to LHC

one month later...
10th October, 2008

me: hello puji
pooja: heeya hiiess
mere orkut k pic pe cmmnt nhi kia na
me: wo kareena wali ?

14 minutes later

pooja: main aaye aaye aaye ayee
me: aaja..:D
pooja: hmmm aa he toh gaye hun

2 minutes later

chale gaye ?
me: hu par yahan thodi bheed hai u knw class me ;)
pooja: hmm as usual kinne ladkiyoon ko pata rahe ho
me: are chat me nahi
pooja: to
me: yahan mere class room me
pooja: hmmm kaise classes
me: bataya to tha

1 minute later

pooja: aap sote he raho :X
me: m in jabal pur for IT traning
pooja: hm dat i knw
me: so fir kya socha :)
pooja: hmm kis baare main
me: mobile no tera
pooja: hmm woh kya hota hai
me: :D
pooja: no soch rhi hun
me: 10 digits press karne hai aur ek baar green button for dialling :D
pooja: hmm
me: 094******** is my number

11 minutes later

me: kya karti ho baar baar gayab :(
pooja: hehhe, dc net ho gya tha
me: kaun sa provider hai ?
pooja: wifi hai kal he kaha na
me: i mean company kaun si ?
pooja: god knws maine toh hack kia hai
me: what ? sachhi ? kaise ?
pooja: hmm badiyaa hai tussi b hack karlo
me: kaise ?
pooja: time aane pe bata dunge. pc na lena lappy le lo
me: budget kam hai, paise shares me fans gaye :(
pooja: hmmm areee
me: dekho jara sensex ka haal
pooja: ohhh
kya hua

2 hours later

me: sorry, lecturer aa gaya tha :D