boys r so dumb

29th June, 2008

Mallika: m sry dear..maine woh sab padha nai tha..hope ur nt angry :)

12 minutes later

me: angry to hona hi tha
cya kehne k baad 1 second nahi ruk sakti ??

39 minutes later

Mallika: :)
sry..paresshhh..!!! :)
me: got ur advocate ?
Mallika: ???
me: there's a case pending against you, getting out of chat :D wthout notice
Mallika: lolz.. par bola toh tha..nw m leavin cya..
shayad...
me: ok ok bt cya k baad jawab sunna chahie na ?
so what u did today :)
Mallika: hmm.. nothin..
me: hoped to do smthng outrageous today bt bad luck :(
Mallika: its raining here :D
me: u r lucky.. its so hot here
Mallika: toh phir yaha aaja...lolz
me: kaash main superman hota, udkar aa jaata :D fir hum dono baadal me firte :P
Mallika: baadal main kyun..so filmy..
me: u want it real :P i thought girls like imagination :D
Mallika: imagination toh thik hai..filmy..ah tacky
me: kya kare filme mere dil dimaag par chhaa chuki hai :( mom ne dhamki di aaj, ladki dekhne jao bt i m waiting for heroine :P
Mallika: lolz.. ladki dekhne jao toh sahi..kya pata wahi heroin ho
me: as u wish. aur kya, aaj music bandh ?
Mallika: yup :D
me: i listen radio more than 5 hours every day, soon i ll be bored nd get a tv
Mallika: hmm..gud. i like luv guru wala rj :D

3 minutes later

Mallika: kaha chala gaya?

30 minutes later

me: is baar mera net gaya :D who is luv guru :P
apna mobile no deti to inform kar sakta na :)

15 minutes later

Mallika: luv guru show hai na radio city ka..uska rj..i like his voice :)
me: smone's getting jealous i think :D (as the connections keeps going on and off)
Mallika: ;)
me: kaise gande gande video hai :D
Mallika: kaunse video
me: yahan orkut par
Mallika: kya dekh raha hai? ;) :P
me: (I gave her the link)
Mallika: login nai karna chahti abhi orkut pe :P
u carry on wid ur videos
me: abhi to bola, u saved me i dont want to watch :)
arey luv guru to yahan bhi hai, par wo ladki hai :P
Mallika: hmm..k
me: french kiss k siva kuchh nahi videos me
Mallika: lolz..fir toh thik hai..
me: tum kya soch rahi thi :D
Mallika: :D u said gande gande videos hai..
me: haan to if they've tongues out :P u see.. isnt it ?
Mallika: hmm..ok hai
me: kal chat me ek ladki boli tumhe cgrt se pleasure milta hai ?
Mallika: toh?
me: maine kaha nahi.. then she asks about sex chat :D i was so shocked
Mallika: then
me: i said i hv nver done and i dont know anthng except kissing, biting or licking.
what to chat in that subject :D
Mallika: ya rite..den
me: then she says ok hai :D sorry f9 re
so i said, if u were here i cud do smthng after seeing ur response :P
Mallika: lolz k
me: so speaking bout 'sex' is cool with you is the moral of the story :D
Mallika: wid me ?
me: talking i said not doing :D we r net buddies
Mallika: so..ws it a real story?
me: ya sure. it was. maybe u know the girl :D bt i wont say her name :) thts why the shock
Mallika: lolz k bt i dnt think its kool
me: why ?
Mallika: i dnt think its kool...why u asked why? :P
me: leave it then
Mallika: okie
me: got bf in college ?
Mallika: iks..noh
its more like..i cant take those gudie gudie talks on phone...those rubbish fights..nd bla bla bla..boys r so dumb
well rt nw...i dnt think i want someone..m 18..m ok..m nt dat despo..
me: its nt easy anywy
Mallika: k
me: our society is full of watch men plus watch women :D
Mallika: lol haan
me: so if a person cant go unnnoticed while talking, hw the hell can he think of sleeping :D
Mallika: :D chances of meeting some1 u kw increases wen ur wid some1 u dnt wanna b seen wid..lol
me: yeah, nd i feel like watched all the time all the places
Mallika: dude..its common
me: its like having honeymoon on stage :D
Mallika: :D
me: lets nt talk bout sex nw. i hv seen too many videos today :D
Mallika: yea french kiss wale :P lol
me: ya i like such soft stuff nt hard core chhee
Mallika: i agree
me: so u must hv seen :D
Mallika: wht ? porn? yeah
me: see aaj kal ke bachhe….aaj 28 saal me pehli baar
Mallika: bachhe ??
me: maine adult cd dekhi hai, aur ye :P i m 10 yrs older than you :) u may hv uncles of my age :D
Mallika: hmm..haan :)
waise m nt a kid
me: i didnt mean it. jo porn dekhe wo kid nahi ho sakti :D
Mallika: :)
me: i m getting tense by the minutes. wht will mom do nw ? i refused to go to meet :(
Mallika: ladki dekh to le.. photo toh dekhi hogi na ? ;)
me: nahi, photo ka system kam hai
Mallika: family family baat karte hai..rite?
me: main kya baat karu, ek baar maine puchha tera goal kya hai life me :D
Mallika: hmm..nice ..toh
hey aaj football final hai na..i like klose :D
me: miroslav klose ?? i dont like watching sports bt playing i miss so much
Mallika: yup..he is amazing, germany vs spain hai :D
me: lets hv a bet although i dont knw much bout them. i bet spain wins :P
Mallika: i bet germany
me: for what we r betting ?
Mallika: hmm..dunno
me: u slap me virtually if u win. if i win u give me virtual french kiss :P
Mallika: hmm...french nai hoga to chalega? :P
me: i think once i start it, it will stop only at french station :D
Mallika: lol dekhte hai..
me: ya ulta karte hai ? i ll slap you if i win :D
Mallika: nah germany is goin to win
me: u dont like slap :D
Mallika: u like it?
me: no.
Mallika: den
me: no dress is hotter than sari :P
ok then the oringinal bet stays :)
Mallika: hmm...nah change it no kissing :
me: ok i ll just bite ur index finger :D
Mallika: wat?/ lol
change it again :D
me: ring finger ?
middle one ?
thumb ?
Mallika: lolz..dear..hv u gone mad?
me: pata nahi aaj kya ho gaya hai ? u change the topic plz
lets talk computer hardware :D
Mallika: it is bcoz f ur dream..nd all those videos na..lol
computer hardware..hmm
me: videos abhi band kar diye, ab sab clean hoga :)
Mallika: hardware toh i dnt kw much in deep..2nd yr main hai abhi..dekhte hai
so kya karing? Community Me hai kya ?
me: totally into mallika nw... no videos, chatroom khali hai :(
Mallika: hmm..wait kariyo..ek min
bac
totally into mallika ha..gud :D
me: firse socha, ekad video dekh lu :D
Mallika: as u wish
me: sorry.. to kya likha ?
Mallika: last kya padha
me: i mean tum orkut jaane wali thi ? ke paani pine gayee thi ?? :D
Mallika: orkut nai..mom ne bulaya tha..idli khane k liye.. so eatin dat
me: main to abhi tea aur vada pau khake aaya
Mallika: yaha bhi hai... everyone like vada pav
me: bt why all stalls hav the same thing? samosa aur bhajiya kahan hai ?? i miss samosa so much
Mallika: waha samosa nai milta ??
shocked
me: milta hai, par dhundhna padta hai. nt llike vada pau that is available at every corner
Mallika: bhajiya toh main kha rahi thi..jab barish ho rahi thi..home made :)
me: u know cooking or want ur husband to cook :D
Mallika: i kw few things so m expecting k use bhi kuch na kuch to ana chahiye
me: ya in emergency u need. i can cook subji and roti, khichdi, pulao
Mallika: owsome
me: thanks to mom, she frequently left us for 3-4 days. so we boys had to learn with no sis :)
Mallika: hmm..jab mom nai hoti hai toh papa ya phir sis kuch bana lete hai..main kuch nai karti
me: sis to thik, papa ko bhi ??
Mallika: ya he is good in cooking..i mean in few stuff
me: i cant gurantee taste, it changes every time i make :D just eatable :D
Mallika: good hai..
me: then the thnking bout which veg to cook every day :D
Mallika: hmm..
me: i asked all ladies in chat bout teaching me hw to cook :D all r like me only :D
Mallika: m bored..nd again its raining..
uff..
me: raining makes me so
Mallika: so..?
me: dont mind bt
Mallika: tell tell
me: horny is the right word :P u see the wet ladies in rain :P its mouth watering
Mallika: ok..
me: thank god its nt raining here :) bt it will come in a week :(
Mallika: lol..damn ur soo into dat mood..
me: ya damn it, i cant take it. i told u to change topic bt u didnt find anthng :(
Mallika: we just hd conversation abt cooking na..u came to dis tp again :P
me: i cant help untill i m exhausted :D
Mallika: k
me: :P
Mallika: k den jab normal ho jayega..ping me :P
me: whats ping ? btw i hv to leave at 6, jyada duty nahi kar sakta :D niche 2 watch man hai bas
Mallika: i meant buzz me
me: 11 floors me bas 5-7 log hai :D i guessed buzz bt i m in gmail nt gtalk :)
Mallika: g talk main bhi buzzing nai hota :D aiwei bol diya..
me: u r very special :)
Mallika: ahem ahem... kyun? ;)
me: sm thngs cant be explained, u only feel it :P
Mallika: v bookish..nice
me: we ve talked a lot nw..so there comes out some picture of u in my mind, based on that
i think you r special than others :)
Mallika: u said few good things abt me...!! :) thanq ji..m happY :P
me: my frnd keeps saying me that ol to ladki ladka kuchh pata nahi chalta, smone may be makin a fool of you :D
Mallika: sahi hai..wat u think?
me: who knows u may give the pw to ur bf or bro :D
Mallika: ??
me: just a thought :)
Mallika: i think..even if d person is nt like dat..kya faraq padta hai..wat matters is dat k..wat u feel abt dat person while talkin..or thinkin..
me: ya, nd i ve started to judge sm girly things :) ever heard of saliva kisses :P
Mallika: yes..why?
waise wat girly things?

2 minutes later, as I got offline maybe due to power cut on Sunday.

Mallika: u der?
paresh..!!
k cya