Sundays ko Shut up !!!

26th July, 2008

me: good mrng :)
Mallika: morniingg..!!
me: aaj subah subah :D
Mallika: aiwei..
me: saturday college off ?
Mallika: colg hai toh..bt at 12.30
me: :P btw lost sleep at 5 am today nd was dreaming bout u :P
Mallika: abt me..?
ok
me: want details :P ? vaise roj aate hai dreams, aaj it was you :P
Mallika: nah its k
me: nt interested :( ??
Mallika: k tell
me: so i was in mumbai smhow
Mallika: leave it..
me: wait, smone came
Mallika: so..kaisa hai?
me: ok u got it :D actually there was only sex i was trying to make a story :D
Mallika: blody hell..iks..why?..nyways leave it..
me: wat ? gussa ho :( ?
Mallika: gussa nai hoon.. waise bhi its none f ma buisness..
i asked u hw r u? :)
me: its so funny :D thnks, koi to hai jo khabar puchhta hai. ab to mom bhi call nahi karti :(
m feeling good today, just one cgrt till nw. u see muje vaise hi nasha rehta hai, use utarne ke liye smoking karni padti hai :D
Mallika: new video upload kiya hai..watch it
me: boss says leave chatting n do sm wrk :D
Mallika: s/he is rite..!! :P
me: hope it was she :P i wont have to chat then :D
Mallika: ok
me: hold on
sorry kal boss nahi tha, kuchh kaam nahi kiya :D
Mallika: why guys like to say sorry ? :D
me: coz i dont like to make u wait :)
Mallika: honest ans? nah..rite?
so wht else? still its pausing :D
me: ya boss is here. bt i m so besharm :D
nd answer was honest ok :)
Mallika: ok :)
me: btw saturday ko sab thanda kyu ho jaata hai, hum bhi kya US ki system me aa gaye hai..weekend blast :P
Mallika: thanda..? wat do u mean by dat..? nw a days i prefer to go to colg on saturday
me: i ve got a feeling that i m the boss whom ppl respect on weekdays bt on saturday sunday i m so bored and lonely nd nobody will listen :(
hv u heard that slogan radio mirchi presents......sundays ko shut up :D
Mallika: mirchi nai sunti hoon..i like radio city
me: actually I change channels constantly :D there's menka on radio one, shilpa on radio city, dr. love on mirchi, prakruti on mirchi who is almost my wife :D
Mallika: ohhk
me: dont knw hw she knws my mood, its really weird bt i feel like she talks to me only
Mallika: dats sweet..
me: bt kind of crazy dream, isnt it ? i just hope its nt true :)
Mallika: nah..its gud
me: sure feels great to talk on air :P
bt nw i m quite used to like a celebrity :D
Mallika: hmm..
me: tum muje pagal samj rahi ho na :)
Mallika: nah...
me: good then, to sunday ka kya prog hai
daru sharu , talli :D
Mallika: lolz nah..ab tak toh kuch plan nai hai
me: ladki dekhne jaana hai :( ghar walo ko ek hi kaam hai
Mallika: hv u heard pichle saat dino main songs frm rock on..? its owsome :D
lolz..achha hai na..waisebhi tuze bhi toh shadi karni hai na..
me: main to radio pe bajenge tab sununga, tv kahan hai ?
Mallika: hmm.. k toh phir radio pe kaunsa gana aya hai..rock on??
me: none i think
Mallika: tv pe bhi nahi aya hai ..pichle saat dino main..i hv cd
me: ok i m nt in the habit of buying cd or cassettes. lower middle class mentality :D
Mallika: ah..ok
me: coming back to sex , do u mind ur husband having affairs :D
Mallika: husband..ya of course
me: u mean after marriage not allowed ?
Mallika: nope..
me: sad. given that nobody is perfect :D
Mallika: i kw..den i guess it depends on dat situation
me: right see if for example husband needs sex every night nd wife likes just twice in week, wht he will do :P
Mallika: damn ..dis is prob
me: hai na ? so wht s the solution ? i think every couple shud do nd check bfore tying the knot :D
Mallika: i'l say he shud learn masturbation in a gud way :P
me: lolz
Mallika: bye nw m leavin, colg hai
me: cant wife help :P
Mallika: bye dear..tk cr
me: i love u :)
kal milnege ?
Mallika: yup