Customer ???

11th June, 2008

me: hi :)
Mallika: hi
me: power cut again ystrdy ?
Mallika: nah
bye bol ke gayi thi na
me: ohh yes that was smone else :D
Mallika: hmm..
me: girls ko figure poochne me kuchh galat hai ?
Mallika: in real..or net pe?
in real..der is no need..nd on net..dude..does is matter?
so its bad in ny ways
me: u know if i had one gf or wife, i wont be intrested in girls in those ways. bt the fact is i need one
so my thinking is like that only :P
Mallika: hmm..thik hai
me: so tell ur figure now :D
Mallika: wat?? no...nyways ki faraq padta hai...chuck it..wots ur age?
me: 28 yrs….feels like nthngs changed (my status message in a social site)
Mallika: k
me: so u hate relations ?
Mallika: its nt like i hate it..i dnt think i cn handle dat thing rt now.. i dnt wnt to get involve in dis
me: whats ur age :D
Mallika: 18
me: :P today's girls start dating in school i think.
Mallika: toh wen did i said m a small kid..
me: small kid !!!! kid to small hi hote hai :D
Mallika: aaha..rite
me: honestly tell me hw do u look :)
Mallika: k..in ma profile..average likha hai
me: why boys r always into looks :D
Mallika: coz they r
me: they r ? tere dad kotwal hai ?
Mallika: nahi
me: then ?
Mallika: (govt) service karte hai..
k toh tu kya din bhar ol rahta hai?
me: hum bharat nirman me contribute kar rahe hai, villages me connectivity dekar :)
Mallika: nice
me: see you
Mallika: uh-ha.. tataz

51 minutes later

me: m back nt listening music today ?
Mallika: hello m listening..iris :D
me: i was asking bout ur family one day and u went offline
Mallika: hmm..family..papa..mom..nd i hv an elder sis nw u say
me: i kinda want to leave family bt there were 2 bros and parents
Mallika: lil bros?
me: younger bt they r through college
Mallika: k gud hai
me: its like we'r interviewing eatch other for marriage :P
Mallika: it is?
i dnt think so..
me: i do :D
believe me :D
Mallika: k
me: hold.. boss calling

14 minutes later

Mallika: k
cya..m going

about 1 hour later

me: who was on phone?
Mallika: ek frnd thi
me: thi is good.
gud hai :D
Mallika: ya k..
so wht else?
me: meri shaadhi kab hogi, mere bachhe ka naam kya hoga, use english medium school me rakhu ya gujarati ?
Mallika: lolz..stop it
me: wo intelligent hoga ya badmassh ? daughter is preferred anywy
Mallika: ..toh phir shadi kyun nahi kar leta
me: chhoti si prob.
ladki nahi hai :D everything's ready
Mallika: hmm.. k
me: I think ladki patana aaye tab tak main budha ho jaunga :( better koi muje hi pata le :D
Mallika: lol ..woh bhi thik hai

25 minutes later

me: sorry sorry madam boss kabhi bhi bulati hai :(
Mallika: its k
me: so muje kaun patayega :D main jyada bhaav nahi khata vaise :D

6 minutes later

me: dreaming bout me :D ?
Mallika: nah..sry...k
m feelin sleepy..cya
me: abhi na jao chhodkar k 5:30 hue nahi :D
Mallika: 5.30 ko kya hota hai
me: office over :(
when's college starts ?
Mallika: frm monday
me: afternoon ?
hope not :)
Mallika: hmm12 to 5
me: bad luck
u ve broadband at home ?
Mallika: hmm
me: ab ye shaadi ki baat nahi k soch rahi ho :D
Mallika: nothin like dat..yes
me: so tell me which company u r subscribed to ?
Mallika: told u broadband hi use karti hoon
me: are baby kaun si company ka ??
bill to bharte hoge :D
Mallika: kaun si company ka means?
me: jaise lu* ka sabun,
Mallika: nd dnt call me baby :
me: close up ki tooth paste
Mallika: ****
me: so u r my customer :P u can complain me bout server probs. :P
Mallika: ya k
i guess its 5.30 :P shud i leave?
me: i d say NO bt its ur wish :)
Mallika: bt it is 5.38..rite?
me: i ve got none at home so i dont go soon. just find excuses to stay out
Mallika: dn go out..koi toh frns honge na waha pe..jaha rahte ho..jaha kam karte ho..
me: colleagues hai sab, all boys
maybe i m really boring person, except in bed possibly :P
Mallika: its nt bad..actually..ghar pe tv dekha kar..gane suna kar..books padha kar..its good too
me: thats what i do bt man is social animal. i ve to get sm social life. Hv u read 3 mistakes of my life ?
Mallika: nt yet m reading rage of angels
socail life ha..its boaring
me: i read bout 5 books of sidney
Mallika: tell me ur dreams nd d sky is falling..maine bhi padha hai..lekin
me: nothing lasts forever ws the best
Mallika: i ws bored wid all d murder mysteries...its boring
me: try jeffrey archer, great story teller. i just finished a prisoner of birth
Mallika: k thanks
nw m leavin cya
me: u really wnat to leave :( ?
thought i m like a magnet for girls :D
Mallika: lol ur really?
me: dont mind bt she needs to sleep with me once, otherwise they simply avoid me :D
Mallika: lol k
me: vaise bhi family me koi romance ki history nahi hai so i dont hope much
husband materials :)
Mallika: k
me: still i ll try to challenge the history
Mallika: nice
me: given theat girls dont have bias towards me
Mallika: k thik hai
me: i ve a fobia
Mallika: wht
me: bout marriage, u know fobia ?
Mallika: u do really?
ya like u scared or something
me: let me finish.
No, i ve a fobia that my marriage is fixed in childhood so i dont hv to think bout it :(
Mallika: dnt tell me..
me: n thats why i ll never succeed, in romance or love marriage
Mallika: k..bt if u like her..its nt a prob
me: hope so she's likeable. then everything ll b fine
Mallika: u dnt knw her
me: its a fobia, nt fact. i asked mom and dad, they said nothing like that is done
Mallika: nah tell me kya aap me usse dekha nahi..never talked to her? why u said i hope
oh..so its nt serious thing.. gud
me: its like a nightmare, my 6th sense tells me i ll be marrying a girl i dont like
maybe its already decided whom i ll marry
Mallika: bt its nt possible
me: :(
Mallika: hw cn u marry a gal..who u dnt like..even if its a arrange thing..aapki marji toh poochhte hai
me: he he he thats what fobia is. why i dont hv friends except work colleagues ? why no girl talks to me in all this years ?
Mallika: bt ur mom dad said nothing like that is done..na. den its nt a prob..
k den ask dem to find someone for u..
me: they r nt very powerful or wealthy to revese my fate
Mallika: k
me: u know
Mallika: kya
me: i hv never seen one fair or pretty girl for marriage proposals as yet, eventhough i m quite good looking, muje dark girls se propsal kyu :(
Mallika: lol k... i agree..
me: i always wish wht i deserve, nthng more :)
Mallika: k dear..
me: wht bout u ?
Mallika: wht abt me?
me: husband kaisa chahie :P
Mallika: k honestly..he shud b smart nd sexy..
me: :( m nt smart
Mallika: nd voice achhi honi chahiye...nt into singing..aisehi
me: give ur phone no.
Mallika: chhod yaar..y we r discussin dis..
me: true
Mallika: i dnt care woh kaisa ho...
me: better we talk bout what ur wearing today :)
than wt u care, hw much he earns ?
Mallika: me k..t-shirt nd 3/4th..u say
nah woh bhi nahi..do i really hv to care abt him..rt nw?
me: no need to, u r stil 18
Mallika: see i really dnt want to gt involve in these things..i njoy wid ma friends..bt no affairs..ghoomna bhi k..bt those gudie gudie talk on phone..those fights..i dnt like..i cnt do dat..
me: like me yeah i wonder wht they talk in garden ?
Mallika: ya dats stupid.. nd jus to say i love u..na all..all time..wen u dnt even kw wat dat is
me: i ve no idea wht to discuss in garden with a girl. its ok when u meet first time n try knowing each other bt after that completes u ve to get in real life probs :)
i feel that
Mallika: hmm..gosh ppl need to grow up..
me: i feel that all girls hv one target in india... to find a suitable pati
Mallika: whts dat?
me: n settle maybe few exceptions bt in general their target is marriage :D
dikhave pe na jao, apni akal lagao :D
Mallika: par..u kw wat..tu akal lagake shadi kar a phir bina akal lagake anjam..ek hi hota hai..its silly
me: i knw miss india bhi 6 months baad ghar ki murgi ban jaati hai :D
Mallika: its same abt guy.. :P
me: depends actually on wht u expected from him or her
Mallika: ek toh boys bahot dumb hote hai..
me: if u considered only looks means physical attraction, then it will be lessened surely
hw u find me ? dumb or dumber ?
Mallika: i'll say i dnt kw u much
me: u appear offline so i ve to leave
cant complain for the broadband service :)