Jaago India Jaago B-)

20th August, 2009

Rati: :) Good Morning !! :)
Me: aww sweetie
Rati: :D lol kaise ho?
Me: u dont knw hw i missed u at home
Rati: hehe..
Me: 6 bje pahunchnte hi yahoo chek kiya, fir 7 bje, fir 11 baje
Rati: hmm..
Me: fir 12.30 ko bhi
Rati: m not der usually during nights
Me: beech me 6 baje pooja mili thi
Rati: i study
ohk..yesterday wali pooja
Me: aur raat ko juhi ki gaaliya bhi khai 12 bje lol
Rati: lol kyu khaai? kya bola tumne use?
Me: maine use bola hii beautiful
Rati: lol
Me: to usne kaha mind ur wrds :(
Rati: ohh :(
Me: to fir maine kaha hw r u ugly lady
Rati: kya?
Me: fir usne muje
Rati: :D
Me: mother fucker bola :
Rati: wat? juhi woh PJ wali na? :-o
Me: haan 1 saal pehle bahut chat hoti thi
Rati: k.. then?
Me: ab bhool gayi hai muje
Rati: hmm..
Me: maine kaha
Rati: ...........
Me: tum meri mom jaisi hi ho
Rati: to kya boli?
Me: lets fuck lol
Rati: wo boli?
Me: dont mind, bt gandi gaali di, batau :)
Rati: hmm
hmm=yes
Me: :P
Rati: ??
Me: tum badi chalu lagti ho :P
Rati: kaun mai? mai to meri galiyon ki knowledge badha ragi hoon :P agar kisine mujhe dii aur mujhe meaning hi samajh mei nahi aaya to ill thnk ki tht person is complimenting me :D
Me: lovely attitude
Rati: wat if i react by saying "Thank You"
:P so tell Me :P
Me: right right
smart girl :)
Rati: :P
Me: m feeling aroused ;)
Rati: now wat? :(
Me: dirty talks , dont they excite u sexually ??
Rati: no.. :-o
Me: strange
Rati: but m normal ok :)
Me: bt they sure do it to me,
Rati: ur a guy thts the difference i suppose
Me: mere paaf to gf bhi nai saath me movie dekhne ko
Rati: hmm..btw.. wednesday n slumdog are quite decent movies ok :)
so don get any ideas in ur dirty mind :P
Me: anthng will become Indecent if u hv a young girl beside you lol
Rati: no way
Me: u dont knw
Rati: wat?
Me: its frm men's point of view
Rati: achha but he did nothng :D
Me: men feel tht
Rati: ohk fine actually we had a small fight in the theatre
tug of war :P
Me: :
Rati: ??
Me: i dont want details, ok :
Rati: with my watch, i kept on checking time coz i had to go back home early
Me: arre re poor rati
Rati: lol
Me: hw can u njoy tht way :D
Rati: what? din get u. and it wasnt planned tht we wer goin for a movie
Me: if ur attention is in reaching home
Rati: he took me.. just like tht. i had to reach home b4 7, only once or twice i chckd time n he held my hand n took the watch off n put it in his jeans pocket

6 minutes later

Me: sowie hang ho jaata hai
Rati: haan bolo
Me: waht ?
Rati: kya?
Me: mood change achanak :)
Rati: lol
Me: i keep thinking why i shoud talk to u if u hv a good bf already
Rati: hello?
itz ok :) why ? hmm we r frnz right?
Me: ok bt give Me ur phon no then :P
Rati: lol :D tumne to bola tha u cant talk on phone :P if i call u
Me: i ll try,, its thrilling anywy
Darr k aage jeet hai :P
Rati: lol
:D hmm.... hey u din tell me watevr ruhi said to u :P
Me: btw kal tumne rumour wale thread me kuchh hindi me likha tha
Rati: ....
Me: wo batao
Rati: ohh.
Me: kya tha
Rati: the word whch can never be used to describe u..
Me: bata na fir.. jaldi
Rati: guess :P
Me: honest ?
Rati: no..
Me: dog ?
Rati: actually i used tht wrd for u b4.. while chatting i suppose
Me: i dont knw much bout myself lol tell me na ;)
Rati: "sabhya"
Me: right bt tragedy is all day i keep acting "sabhya" lol
and thts a real pain :(
Rati: therez a squirrel in the balcony
Me: i love squirrels, her tail's too sexy :P
*fexy
hello..
kahan gayi ?

about 2 hours later

Me: so
Rati: :) Good Afternoon !! :)
aaj thursday hai na so power chali jaati hai :( aur UPS kharab ho gaya hai
Me: UPS bhi hai tere ghar :P rich gal :)
Rati: rich?? :D lol 10 mins chalta hai sirf :P
Me: at least upper middle class to ho hi
wht ?
gandi bachhi :P
Rati: gandi bachhi? what? :-/
??
???
????
kya hua?
Me: okk ok
Rati: ???
Me: hw cute :P
Rati: what?
Me: aise thode aur karo symbols
Rati: rangoili?
Me: very cute :P
Rati: hmm tell me.. wat happnd?
Me: so u mean
Rati: ?
Me: ups 10 mins chalta hai ? kyu ?
Rati: haan to? kyu matlab?
Me: shud i ask more about ur wealth ?
Rati: arre tum kya bol rahe ho..? mujhe samajh nahi raha hai :-/
Me: wat car u hav :P
Rati: my wealth??!! lol we hav maruti 800 :-D my dad refuses to take a new one.. its an age old car
Me: good
Rati: now wat?
Me: u feel attached :)
Rati: is me kya good hai?
yeah i love our car :) muuah
Me: tumko nahi hota aisa, like i love my scooter..not so old
Rati: :)
Me: just 9 years
Rati: my dad has a scooter :)
i love goin to places wid my dad... on his scooter
back ache bahut hota hai but :D
Me: btw what s the Meaning of MATTI TAPPA ?
Rati: ... dont knw, matti tappa? whch language is dis?
Me: twist gaane me aata hai lol
Rati: :-) no idea
Me: 6 options done
Rati: new pole?
lol *poll :P
Me: done. check out
Rati: what? :P
ur new poll? :D
voted
Jaago India Jaago B-)
boss?

27 minutes later

Me: sorry boss :(
jaago rati jaago lol
Rati: :)
boss ki daat khai kya? :P
tumhe jyada log daante nahi honge na?
Me: daant nahi he requested me
Rati: ohh.. kya bole?
Me: kuchh kachra type kaam pakda diya lol
Rati: :)
Me: yehi hota hai
Rati: hmm help me out.. on the puzzle,, sending u a pic
Me: fir puzzle
Rati: hmm
Me: abi main excel puzzle karke aaya :
Rati: m addicted :(
hellloooooo
Me: you need too much attention baby :)
Rati: lol itz k if ur busy :)
never mind
Me: busy in chatroom, kalpana+sameena
Rati: :D
hmm k.. carry on
Me: this seems simple ordering
Rati: plz help
Me: cn we use paper
Rati: yes
Me: n pen ?
Rati: :D
no.. strictly pencil
Me: i quit :( tough to concentrate at
Rati: :( ok
Me: 3 places
Rati: its k..
Me: solve ur self. its useless to take help in this :)
Rati: wait a min
ill brb
Me: i ll hv a cigrt :)

1 minute later

Rati: there?

18 minutes later

Me: back
Rati: good wait a min
hungry..
Me: ??
Rati: bolo
making magi…*sry about bolo
Me: Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe .Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Rati: hmm
Me: interesting :P
Rati: lol u will find any sentence interesting wid the word "woman" in it :P
Me: ok bt this thing after 30 is like a revealation lol
can i write "muaah" below ur comment in my poll :P
Rati: muahh
then? u tell wat i shud write back
Me: i mean as a prize for voting first :P
Rati: lol thn ill hav to write back beneath it
Me: ok so m writing
Rati: wat shud i write?
Me: bite mylips
Rati: ill say thanks brother.. for the kiss ok? :D
Me: and dnt leave before i scream lol
Rati: oh God
Me: :(
Rati: :D
Me: bro ?
Rati: then wat?
Me: u said friends that day :(
Rati: hmm.. then?
wait a min

5 minutes later

Rati: kaha the?
Me: kisi ne plug nikal diya tha :(
Rati: ohk..
Me: fax ka plug nikalne k chakkar me :(
Rati: ohk :D
Me: why dont you marry me :)
Rati: lol? whn? tommorow?
Me: today :D cyber marriage :P
Rati: lol why me? how about Miss 72 yr old doc??
Me: u r smart. u ve got Rosey, u call me mister, u ask me
Rati: ive got Rosey?
Me: "kaha ho"
Rati: lol :D
Me: isnt tht ur cat's name ?
Rati: yes..
Me: bas ek photo dikha do thn final
Rati: but wats dat got to do wid marriage?
Me: ok photo jaane do, lets play blind :D
Rati: wats up wid u 2day?? :)
n u dint tell wat juhi said to u
Me: ;) lol abhi tak yaad hai :P
Rati: :P
tell Me
Me: suno to fir, kya karu aaj kal ki bachhiya to hadd hai :
Rati: ............
Me: juhi : behenc**d
Me : tum hi to Meri didi ho
Rati: ohk then?...
Me: then she became speechless so i said
Rati: ......
Me: "koi dusra bhai dhundhne chali gayi kya :D"
Rati: lol then ? wat happnd?
Me: suddenly she got offline, thts it. it was 12.30 pm
Rati: thts all? bas?
Me: so i went to sleep
Rati: AM u mean
mujhe laga koi bhayanak si gaali hogi :D
Me: mere liye to hai. aur kaun si bhayanak ??
Rati: ye kya hai?
Me: check tht link, i want to complain bout "screamer"
Rati: isse bhi danger mujhe laga
why?
Me: he says that
Rati: who is she?
k.. its a he
Me: “this stinker guy is too much.. pata nahi apne ghar me bhi kisi ko chhoda hoga ki nahi..yuck!!”
screamer=mandeep
Rati: who is stinker guy?
Me: its bout me
Rati: ohh
Me: he's jealous of my flirting lol
Rati: chhii x-(
dont u get angry?? :-o
Me: i ws flirting with 73 yr kalpana
Rati: okay..
Me: can u do a favour ?
Rati: what?
Me: complain to mods in complaint box
Rati: okay..
Me: m too proud to complain :D
aur main kuchh likhunga to sab complaint karenge
Rati: ok.. m not good at complaning :P so giv me in writing here.. ill copy paste it okaay :)
Me: let me think :D usme ek post hai, maine jo likha wo
Rati: kaunsa?
Me: 4th on the last page
Rati: okay..matlab page link aur uske baad yeh line.. phir??
Me: sirf ye comment, uske naam aur time k saath
Rati: okay got it
Me: right,, nd then write
Victim : paresh
Rati: ... :D
okay
Me: Criminal : Sandeep
Offence : derogatory comment
Rati: kk
Me: is tht fine ?
Rati: yes
Me: offence : insulting/degrading comment as in the rule book lol
Rati: :) check, is dat fine?
Me: offence 2 baar kar diya lol
thts bettr
thnks :)
actually pehla wala offence cancel tha
Rati: wait..
done. now chck
Me: perfect now :)
Rati: :) thanks
Me: i dont like complaining u see
Rati: itz k.. and its abt urself
Me: bt he's called me stinker 2 o r 3 times nw
Rati: its okay
hmm.. stupid guy
Me: ab agar jis se chat kar raha hu usko prob nahi to ye kyu beech me taang adata hoga
Rati: hmm.. jealous of ur flirting :D
Me: obviously, he was good before, even supported me
Rati: hm..
Me: bt after my historic flirting he's lost his senses
Rati: :)
Me: m getting too much attention everywhere :(
no peace at all
Rati: :(
Me: its like dhen tanan.. whatever i do lol
Rati: lol
Me: so muaah ka jawab nai diya :P
Rati: tumne kiya bhi? :D lol
Me: nek kaam me der nahi karta main lol
Rati: :)
Me: tumne sare options click kiye ?
Rati: nahi..else comment pe aata na
"7 votes total:= your vote (not visible to others)" :-/
Me: oops m getting dumber day by day lol
Rati: :D
Me: wat i wanted to ask is if u hv selected the last one u ve to give ur meaning :)
Rati: K ko M aur P ko T bolta hai, so its "Katti Pappa"! ye select kiya maine
Me: hold on boss
good good, i liked it most.
Rati: hey i need to go now
btw chck the complaint box (as she read mandeep's reply to her complaint)
Me: :x what to say ?
Rati: no idea
Me: i hv not complained na :(
Rati: right :(
Me: i wrote smthng anywy, for u r in picture
Rati: wat?
Me: i hate to argue with such ppl thts why i didn’t complain
Rati: lol great (after reading my reply to that guy)
Me: read it ?
Rati: yes
Me: gotta go
Rati: k fine even i need to leave
cya tommorow bbye n take care