love happens only once !!!!

17th August, 2009

me: hii sweety :P
Rati: hello :) gm
me: half hearted good morning :(
Rati: what? :) Good Morning !! :)
me: so hw's your weekend
Rati: kk not too good
me: why ?
Rati: dont knw
me: what do u do on sundays usually ?
Rati: nothng. just sleep :)
me: me too :D bt u cant sleep whole day
Rati: hmm.. i get up at 8.30 then sleep again at 3.00 or 3.30
me: and between 9 and 3 ?
Rati: tv :P
me: good, u can sleep till 8.30
Rati: yes
me: meri to 5 baje neend ud jaati hai
Rati: so.. wat else?
me: ek ladki thi chat room me
Rati: k... then?
me: kehti thi she's psychologist. maine frnd request ki, baad me profile dekhi. her age is 73 yrs lol
Rati: heh heh lol
me: sach hoga kya :(
Rati: kya?
me: age uski
Rati: gimme her profile link.....
me: jasoosi karogi
Rati: no.
me: cbi ki bachhi lol
Rati: hehe.. wo to mai hoo
btw wo "tu kashi aahes" neeche se copy paste kiya na tumne? :P
me: mera ban forced ho gaya lol
Rati: kya?
me: is tht copyrighted thing lol
Rati: :) i knew it :D
me: pj me complete ban ho gaya main :( ab orkut me kya karu
Rati: what?? kyun? ab kya kiya? :-o
me: i hv a doubt
Rati: wat doubt?
me: kisi ladki ne jalan se karvaya hai
Rati: jalan?
me: kahin wo tum to nahi ?
Rati: what?
me: jealousy
Rati: no yaar, jealousy about?
me: due to my flirting in chat room
Rati: no
me: 2 din tak
Rati: trust me
me: kisine ban nai kiya
Rati: NO
me: baad me kuchh hua
Rati: else i wud nevr hav talked to u
me: just joking lol tht s not u i knw
Rati: :-
hmm so kisne kiya hoga? y dont u ask each mod?
fir u wont b allowed in the commu ever again? :-o
me: 18 th se saare ban off lol
Rati: k.. :) cant u giv it a break for a while? the flirting i mean
me: koi ladki mere se flirt nahi karti :(
Rati: aww
me: so tht means i m supposed to flirt, its my duty lol
Rati: :P ur birth right?
me: yeah sure bt i told u in real life i m too shy or maybe egoistic to do it :D
Rati: ohh.. lolz
me: cant even talk to a girl
Rati: i cant even imagine dat :P
WHAT? dont tell me
me: check it. tum muje phone karogi to main kuchh bol nahi paunga, paseena aa jayega :D
Rati: :D k.. i wont :P
me: :(
Rati: waise bhi mai bhi ekdam silent types hoon
me: ek baar ek mumbai ki ladki ne kiya tha phone
Rati: oh.. then?
me: silent ? sad. i want a wife jo bak bak karti jaaye
Rati: yeah.. m very silent n quiet
me: jis se muje bolne ka kasht na uthana pade lol
Rati: but m very talkative wid my close frnz n realtives.. foir mooh band hi nahi hota ooo..
me: wohi to, husband se to baat karogi hi :P
Rati: lol karungi baba..
k then.. shall i leave now?
parya
me: ?? parya ? wats tht ?
Rati: yeah short form
me: :(
Rati: now what?
me: call me bond, james bond lol
Rati: domb :P babes domb :P
kuch bhi :D
me: lol leaving ? :(
Rati: yeah
me: bored of me so soon :P
Rati: koi aur ol nahi hai kya? :P
me: no. m a one woman man lol
Rati: jesus
arre i hav a class now so m leavin
me: ok i ll miss you ;)
Rati: lol ill mister u :P
me: ya khuda
Rati: what?
me: shaadi ka program ? abi to maine ek affair bhi nai kiya :(
Rati: really? n wat abt miss snehal ?
me: nthng physical :(
Rati: :-/
k
me: ppl outside office make speculations
Rati: u guys
k fine, hey i need to bathe :-/ ill go now
me: bt we're like bro-sis
Rati: catch u later
me: tht hurts
Rati: hmm.. shall i leave now?
me: as u please :)
Rati: i thnk i shud :)
cu then tata
me: bbye
Rati: bye tc cu have a nice day
me: poore kapde nikalkar nahati ho ??
Rati: is it necessary to answer that?
me: no i ll guess wht i wish LOL
Rati: tht wud be fine
me: bata deti to bach jaati na ;)
Rati: hmph
k.. jau ab? ,,have a great rest of the day !!
me: did u watch kaminey
Rati: no.. theatre band hai
hey.. m leaving :( we'll talk later tc tata

about 4 hours later

Rati: kaha ho? :-o

About 24 minutes later

me: hold on ek fax karna hai
Rati: okay
me: so which branch of engg u r in ?
Rati: waiting
Comp
tum kaunse engr ho?
wat happnd?

5 minutes later

me: letter fax karna hai :( i m electronics engr
Rati: cool :) to ur intelligent !
ok ab baat bhi karoge?
PJ pe to nahi ho na aaj.. to here its ok :P Logo ki jaasoosi hi kar kare ho na waise bhi :P
me: i love it more… the jasoosi, road pe, net pe
Rati: :P
me: i gotta hav a cigarette :D see ya soon :)
Rati: k cya :)

35 minutes later

Rati: sutta maara? :p
me: yeah
Rati: bad
me: letter bhi upload karna tha
Rati: ohk now m stuck on level 10 :(
me: u knw
Rati: "Paris starts with "pa" and ends with ?? "
me: i hv started to miss u :P
Rati: what? :)
me: is it bout paris hilton ?
Rati: ohh..might be :D ill try
no :(
Rati: wat was dat smethng u said abt missing? :-D
me: i miss u just like PJ comm lol
Rati: aww
me: i miss everythng
Rati: hw sweet, good
me: my pc, my quarters, my bed
Rati: k.. m not taking nythng seriously lol.. don b scared :D
me: my pillow…thoda time saath ho bas
Rati: actually m already in love wid sme1.. so dont u worry :D
me: wat ? go away then :x
Rati: got my mail?
ok.. cu
me: dont wana talk to smone else's gf :(
Rati: ohh.. well.. m not his gf yet.. but its k.. cya it ws nice talking to u bbye
me: :(
Rati: now wat?
me: cry
Rati: lol i thot we wer frnz
me: maine wo kids k admisson ka sapna dekha tha uska kya :(
Rati: ok.. i knw u wer kidin
me: lol
Rati: :D
me: bt tht cud change once i see ur pic ;P
Rati: first help me crack the puzzle :P
u got the pic didnt u? is baar i hav kept nothng around the puzzle to distract u :P
me: i dont invest in place from where i cant get kids in future lol
Rati: ohhh?? really?
chalo ab chupchap help me out
*Think*
me: not exactly, bt we shud hv cleared this bfore
Rati: what?
me: nw i ll see u differently :)
Rati: i told u at the right time ok? after the "missing u" part :P
i thot u wer just kidding in the beginning..and u are.. honestly!!
hello?
me: i hope everytime tht this is the girl and miss her lol like with mallika
Rati: ooo.. :)
me: she turned out to be dark and short :(
so not missing her now :P
Rati: lol hahaha
stupid
me: i knw. bout girls i m stupid, little or say NO experience
Rati: hmm
me: jaldi darshan de do to aasani hogi tumhe bhulne me. varna aaj se
Rati: bhulne me? lol..
me: i mean gf k angle se bhulne ko :D
btw pehle u said u hv no bf :
Rati: ..?? i dont he is not.. my bf. m in love wid him.. thts it
me: ye kaisa pyaar hai lol
vaise itni jaldi, 19 saal me hi love
mera to 29 tak kuchh nai hai :(
Rati: so? :P u knw wat?? he is 25 !!
me: main to us se bhi bada hu, muje kar lo love :P
Rati: lol love happens only once :P
me: 19 ki age me love nai hota baby, tht is sexual attraction :D
Rati: no way
me: u ll knw later :)
Rati: u will
ok?
me: puzzle kahan pahuchi ?
Rati: level 11
the ans to paris was "nd"
me: hw ?
Rati: "paris" starts with 'pa' "and" 'ends' with 'nd'
me: bloody jokers
Rati: :D
me: isko puzzle kehte hai
Rati: hmm watevr
shall i giv u another? are u gonna help me? 1st say
me: nthng for u sweetie :P
Rati: "nothing" or "anythng" :D
me: if u r sweetie its anyhthng, if not lol
Rati: hehe
hey... hw can u say love doesnt happen at 19?
me: in most youngsters
Rati: m not one of them then ok?
me: hormones play their role at this age thts why
Rati: i love him nd he loves me too :-/ dont giv me ny tensions ok?
me: m getting jealous :
Rati: oye baba wats the matter wid u 2day? u kidding right?
me: do one thing
Rati: what..
me: kisi gandi si ladki ka pic dikha do apni keh kar
Rati: oh God
me: thn i ll be allright
Rati: save me
me: right. i cud rape u in dream :P
Rati: :D
wait dad calling
me: so wats level 11
Rati: ill tell
me: boss
Rati: ohk :-o
me: sameena has raised a quetion in chat room. toni ne frnd rqust ki hai add karu ya nahi lol
Rati: wat question? :)
me: i think there's smthing like are you E..
Rati: hmm..e1 i thot so.. but its smethng else
me: e is red
Rati: hmm
me: aage k level se connection to nahi ?
Rati: no idea. are you ready?
yess!!!! tht was it :) thanks
me: for what ? date pe chalogi :P
tell me tell me i dint get yet :(
Rati: arre u got it right :)
" are you ready" "red e"
me: ohh so sad , bt wht to write in ?
Rati: niche diya tha na text box
me: yes ? is the answer yes ?
Rati: wat?
me: i mean answer yes hai kya ?
Rati: wohi likhna tha :D
me: yes na ? me too ready, lets hv a date
Rati: 4 wat?
me: cafe coffee day
Rati: lol
me: P dutch date lol
Rati: wat is dat?
me: dono apna bill khud bharte hai lol
Rati: :) he is ol now, My would-be Husband :-D
me: i knew thts wy u sent desktop image in level 11 :(
Rati: abhi abhi aaya woh.. lol
noo.. i cracked dem on my own
hello
me: i dont doubt ur smartness
Rati: ???
me: i meant
Rati: ..
me: tum apne yaar ko chhupa rahi thi mujse :P
Rati: kya?
me: anywy do u date?
Rati: no
me: thn wt u do with him ? baate like me lol
Rati: umm.. ive watched 2 movies wid him.. thts it
me: ohh my god jesus itni aage badh gayi hai bachhi, kya kya kiya movie me :P
Rati: kuch nahi :D a wednesday aur slumdog dekhi :D
me: chal jhoothi
Rati: i swear
me: kuchh nai karne akele nai jaa sakti thi stupid
Rati: :D
me: okk m not ur dad. dont worry :D
fir bhi
Rati: :) lol
me: sach bata kya mila kuchh nai karke
Rati: ill tell u tommo ok? ive g2g now
me: lol
Rati: :P seriously
me: fir se naye shikar dhundhne padenge muje, meri age hoti jaa rahi hai. 30 se pehle shaadi karni thi. ab 32 ka planning hai lol
Rati: :) shall we talk tommo? i need to go
me: i knw, i ve got no one here :( shaam ko kya karu
Rati: hmm
me: office khali ho gayi :(
Rati: ohh..??
k.. jau ab?

1 minute later

Rati: wat happnd now?? :-o
thike.. mai chalti hoon tc cya gn sd :) bbye