Thursday, 29 October 2009

Storytelling

19th July, 2007

me: kis khush kismat pe Fanna hona hai?
Sofia: i dont know exactly whats fanaa :D

23rd July, 2007

me: hi! welcome bak
Sofia: hi :)
me: good afternoon
or morning?
Sofia: lunch time...
me: just came bak
Sofia: what was the name of ur friend who added me
me: the one who was chatting in my absence?
Sofia: yup
me: what bout him?
Sofia: nothing, he sent me msg, but i already forgot his name so was not sure who was that
me: what message?
Sofia: hi hello
me: forward it to me.
scrap?
Sofia: no, like we chat here
me: any way its great u forgot his name. :P
Sofia: yeah i can remember someone only if he does smthing special :)
there r too many ppl in thw world, u cant remember them all but still, others remember more than i do
me: ya, i remember Each one who added me.
Sofia: i'll see u when they become 200-300
going 4 lunch see u after that
me: all the pretty girls do this to me...

38 minutes later

Sofia: what they do? u want them to skip their lunches 4 u

11 minutes later

me: not to skip honey!
i feel they demand the price of talking with me :P

5 minutes later

Sofia: ur too sensitive
im sure nothing is personal
there is no price for talking, its free :)
i can demand price for other things, like sending more photos, or sending special photos. but chatting is free. im sure the other girls r also like this

bout 1 hour later

me: Hello, m bak from tea
Sofia: hmmm whats down?
me: when one hires a taxi, the driver pulls the Meter down, to start it !!!! got it?
Sofia: hmmm then why ru saying it, whats common between u n taxi
me: FYI the meter is used to calculate rent.
Sofia: i dont get!
me: u r so dumb. forget it. hw ' s ur weekend?
Sofia: n ur oversmart
my weekend was a movie marathhon
me: u r insulting all smarties of the worlds by calling me one of 'em.
Sofia: haha :)
me: i m serious. anwy which movies u watched?
Sofia: harry potter, transformers, and 2 IMAX movies. they r 3D
also, some serials and indian idol
me: so u like indian idol?
Sofia: love it
me: u dont seem a foreigner, once again..
Sofia: how

14 minutes later

me: u watch Indian idol, Not american idol
Sofia: hmm actually i've done BA and MA in indian culture and society and also, as all my indian friends say, my views of life and behaviour r not very much like the local. they r smthing between india and here

10 minutes later

me: me too seaching sm1 or smthng to be fanaa for....
Sofia: n i dont know what is fanaa :(
me: oh God,
Sofia: batao
me: To Die for
Sofia: ohhh what i wrote...
me: no probs, u can sing for ur husband.
Sofia: when u marry, ur wife should sing this to u
so, in order to get smone to say it to u, get married, or at least a gf
me: wish to get least, so give gf, not wife. :P
Sofia: haha what wrong with the wife and why is gf more desirable than wife
(few seconds later)
what stupid question, i know the answer, no need to tell me
me: which stupid question:?

6 minutes later

Sofia: why would one prefer gf than wife
me: the only reason may be that one was married against his wish. someone not compatible
Sofia: no...
its one thing to have gf or bf, and another to have wife or husband, even if the husband is the same bf or wife the gf
me: what's the difference?
Sofia: if it happens to u, then only u can see it, its useless to explain
me: plzzzzzzzzzz i m so dumb. cant see it.
Sofia: u cant see unless u have gf which becomes ur wife then
me: thats what i want, a long-time gf turning into life-partner.
Sofia: hmmm thats very good but disappointment naturally comes, when ur used to the romantic ever giving life with a gf, which turns to routine everyday life with wife
me: r u disappointed ?
me: r u there?

11 minutes later

Sofia: yeah sorry was busy
why is time up? u leaving? ( she read my status message )
i used to feel disappointed, but then u just get it that life changes, not people
me: office time, where ppl like me come to forget their worries, frustrations..
Sofia: u forget them in office :)
me: not totally, bt mind gets diverted, stops thinking bout it for that period,
that s why i try to stay here as much as possible!!
Sofia: u speak like u suffered so much
me: not actually, i mean mentaly yes. coz u know how sensitive i m.
Sofia: :D
sudhar jao. aisa kya hua ki itna dukhi ho
me: maybe i m too ambitious, expecting more than whatever i get!
Sofia: thats what everyone is doing
me: bt everyone is not sad.
Sofia: right
me: i feel like the reason is that whenever i get into any relation,
i care it too much which causes the pain in differnt ways. to sudharne ke liye selfish banna padega?
anyway, bye for today,
Sofia: 1 min plz
u seem to have been in many different relations
it hurts always. no matter what. i left 2 bfs n drove them to much sadness, it hurts a lot. but u just have to move ahead n now u can leave :P

24th July, 2007

Sofia: hi
talk na

15 minutes later

me: phas gaya hoo
helloooo
Sofia: kis jaal main
ya kiski jaal main
me: my wife's ..... maybe she's in a hurry to marry :P
Sofia: :) nice who’s she n how u met
me: just kidding
so u took more than 5 sec?
I am a slow reader,that's a fact
Sofia: i read very fast but i waited to see how the cat will eat tweety
me: me too, i can also read very fast, its just that i cant concentrate, i m one of those confused, undirected youth. also i was trying to look for some speciality in their motion. bt when i realized that the distance remains the same & also their speeds and location on the page, i had to go down.
Sofia: i didnt get. but never mind, im dumb ;)

8 minutes later

me: what's so special bout winking? what u didnt get?
the logic bhind my wating for more than 5 secs? its in simple words.
Sofia: i didnt get the following
also i was trying to look for some speciality in their motion. bt when i realized that the distance remains the same & also their speeds and location on the page, i had to go down.
me: ok, in short, i was trying to analyze the scene contemplating some tricky photography or smthng like that below.
Sofia: ok so anything new
me: my sexy colleague.....
Sofia: oh is she new
i hope she is a girl not sexy boy... :P
me: dont worry, she is a woman
Sofia: im joking
u dont sound as the other type
me: she's not so hot, bt u know im so lonely ;)
Sofia: yeah whats sexy about her
me: i m reading a story in my mail box, want some part?
kahan gayee?
Sofia: ok. was looking at the temples in delhi n here
me: i gotta leave soon. dont be angry on reading this.
I felt Jackie's tongue lick from the base. She shoved me all the way in,
until I felt the back of her mouth and she made a slight gagging noise. Then
she held me halfway in her mouth…….
cu tomorrow.

25th July, 2007

me: hellooo didnt reply to my story.??? :P

bout 2 hours later

Sofia: what to reply to ur story

15 minutes later

me: come on now, i m ON
Sofia: im also
me: u mean u r chalu? there' s one girl which chats with me only bfore lunch, & u only after ;)
Sofia: okkk
me: what ? no comments?
Sofia: good, so ur not wasting ur time b4 lunch too :D
im usually busy b4 lunch or if come, ur offline
me: wait boss alert
Sofia: :)

8 minutes later

me: so what bout that story ?
Sofia: one of the many like this
me: what else?
Sofia: about it or in general
me: anything related u wish to say? best part is u'r not angry :)
Sofia: im not angry
im using net since 10 years, i've seen hell load of people, of any kind. im not impressed easily, only when someone is sweet, unassuming and easy to talk to, then its impressing
bcos such people r more rare

6 minutes later

me: didnt get u, u mean i impressed u?
helloooooo
Sofia: i was on phone
i meant in general
me: ok, wht bout me? impressed or not? especially after that story,
Sofia: like, ur fun to talk to, n that story, normal for a single man, i cant say anything
me: actually, it was a bad day, & as always i feel weird every evening, doing silly things.
Sofia: what was bad in the day
me: i had to WORK. :D
Sofia: indeed.... :)
im going 4 lunch will see u later
me: want another story like that?
Sofia: im sure u have many
no thanks, dont need :)
it cant be that interesting, only smthing perverse can hold ur attention for long.........
me: m i holding u from going to lunch?
Sofia: no, my friend was not ready. she will take 1 more min i guess
me: its interesting, bt u know

20 minutes later

me: hellllooooooo back ??
now i'll have to go for tea.

2 hours later

me: how many do u chat simultaneously?
Sofia: every time its different. right now 2
me: who is that?
Sofia: who is who :)

8 minutes later

me: who chats with u except me?
Sofia: he's gone now
me: so got smthng to talk or i should leave?
Sofia: means if i have topic u will stay to talk
me: i can talk for hours.
im reading a story.
Sofia: same type of story na
me: ya
Sofia: is it interesting
me: want to share?
Sofia: ummmm im not sure.....
ok lets try
me: And her own gasps and moans of pleasure filled the room as on the other side of the big screen, her hips rolling and bucking and grinding.
Sofia: bucking and grinding!!
me: u know i dont know the meaning of those words :D
Sofia: n i cant really explain :) grinding is like.... when u grind ur teeth with anger.
something like crushing
me: & bucking?
Sofia: this i dont think i can explain
me: why? u can describe by example.
Sofia: mmmno
i can try if u want, maybe u want to make better picture of the situation :)
me: try. take care, i dont want to get discharged.
keep in limits :)
Sofia: why not, i thought this is why ur reading this stuff
buck will be like, tossing, throwing oneself
me: maybe, yes, maybe no,
Sofia: being agitated
me: it feels great before, bt not after, i m enjoyin my Fire Under the Belly phase of life.
Sofia: yeah that thing is right, it feels great b4 but not after :)
me: for women too?
Sofia: for me at least. i havent much asked others abt this :)
me: u r different.
Sofia: really. how do u know, u have that much experience?
me: no experience bt logic says that. i think scientifically,
Sofia: am not
me: women dont discharge,
Sofia: a girl also feels tired
me: u mean u r like other women only ?
Sofia: why not
me: gotta leave. watchman has come ( as always )
Sofia: women dont discharge but it doesnt mean anything, whats the point is the peak
yeah sure

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