now secretary teaches flirting !!!

20th July, 2008

me: hi pooji didi :)
pooja: hii bhai
me: so whats up ? kya prog aaj ka ?
pooja: kuch khaas nahi, aapka, aaj sunday ko online??
me: office. kya kare poora din akele
pooja: hmmmmm bore
me: damn bored, movie chalti hai 3 hours max
pooja: hehe kaunsi ????
me: wo to final solution hai, shaam ko dekhenge kismet con.
pooja: hmmmm mast hai shahid rocks, bt vidya sucks
me: really :P ?
pooja: yaaa
me: sucks ??
pooja: shahid is best. jodi nahi chalengi
me: pata tha,
pooja: shahid uska beta lag raha tha
me: film’s nt so good as i read today in newspaper review
pooja: ohhh
me: thik hai to fir 30 Rs. ki ticket me dekhenge :D
pooja: kya tha likha review main ?
faukat main mili toh hi dekhna. 30 Rs dnt waste
me: wo to karna padega. cyber cafe me bhi 2 hrs ka 30 lagta hai, yahan 3 hrs :P
pooja: yaaa yes yes mission successful ftalk installed buh bieee

about 2 hours later

me: hey back ? chat se kyu bhaagi thi fir :D
pooja: hmm bhuk lag gaye the
me: he he he wo to muje bhi lagi hai
pooja: aap ko nahi lagti.
me: thi par main nahi gaya
pooja: ohh kyu
me: gf onine ho tab nahi jaata main :P
pooja: hmmm gf kaun hai..batau batau
me: thats secret :P
pooja: hmmmm
me: hint de sakta hu :)
pooja: do
me: she likes PJs very much
pooja: hmmm pj comm se hai
me: dont know :D
pooja: hmmm kya yaar
me: s…..secret :P
pooja: okkezzz
me: what ?
pooja: nthing
wt i said?? nthing
me: guess u knw :)
pooja: swati
padosan
raima
hmmm
juhi
hmmm and
and
baas itne hi names pata hai
me: i gave the hint btw raima is committed
pooja: guessed na
me: and juhi removed me :(
pooja: ohhh velly bad. fir name toh batau secretary ko b nahi bataoiunge
me: tum kahin RACE wali secretary nikli to :D ??
pooja: shut up. main aise nahi
me: sorry sorry wo to main check kar raha tha
pooja: hmmm :( :(
me: meri jo colleague hai wo aisi hi hai btw. main teri dushman, dushman tu mera :D
pooja: ha ha main nagin tu sapera
me: yeah wo nagin hi hai sexy chaal wali :P
pooja: hmmm hmmm shuru wapas
me: akal ki kachhi hai kya kare ?
pooja: ohhh bt naam toh batau??
me: kiska ?? meri colleague ka
pooja: noo gf ka
me: usko bural lagega to ??
pooja: kyu aapke saath hai kya gf
me: she's just friend as she thinks
pooja: ohhh very sad yaar
me: wo abhi muje bf nahi maanti, gussa ho jayegi
pooja: ohhhh bt mujhe toh bata do, accha thik hai ek baat batau dikhne main kaise hai??
me: chhodo usko. tum kaho IBM chhoda kyu ?
pooja: pakada kab tha ha ha ha… IBM woh aise hi waha mood nahi bana isliye
and guess wt maine div main top kia wid 75%
me: congrats :)
pooja: thnks

1 minute later

pooja: slept??

10 minutes later

me: neend kahan aati hai :(
pooja: hmmmmm
me: raat ko nahi to din me kaise ? power cut. sunday pura office khali hai
pooja: ha ha ha aap kya kar rahe ho
me: chatting :D i told u i think
pooja: ohh gud
me: i m in charge of whole office today :D
pooja: yaa i forgot
ohh why fir chattng
me: haa tumko lagta hai k main kaam chor hu :D hai na ?
pooja: woh toh hai. orkut addicted
me: not orkut addicted
pooja: den
me: i m secretary addicted :P
pooja: ciggy
me: ciggy to aise hi, maja nahi aata :)
pooja: ohhh ciggy se maaj aata hai, waise sach main hai koi scretary aapki ?
ohhh kahi woh colleague...gf toh nahi
me: actually i know wat she's here for :P
pooja: fr wt?
me: nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii mummy bachao........
pooja: mummy b hai office main
me: wo saali bahut thandi hai :(
pooja: woh saaali hai ohh den uski sis gud gud
me: sachhi figure uska achha hai , par baaki sab thanda :D
pooja: sab main kya kya aata hai
me: akal kam hai
pooja: ha ha kaunsi ladki ko akal hai excpt me, ohh jarur aapne rulaya hoga
me: no no muje to usne rulaya tha :(
pooja: den sis ne....
usne rulaya, areee yaar u cried ?
me: :(
pooja: hmmmm very bad
me: main roya nahi tha. bahut dukhi tha :D
pooja: ohh i m sorry aapko yaad dilaya sorries
me: bhagwan ki meharbani hai mujpe wo nahi aayee milne :P
pooja: ohh accha hai
who bhagwaan bt ? boss ka name hai kya
me: lolz
pooja: fir swati ne request accept ki ya nahi
me: nahi,
pooja: hmm
me: dekh lena tum frnd list me , kare to bata dena :D
pooja: sure
me: u knw her ?? i mean seen her ?
pooja: noo accha ab samjhi main, swati...haan gf ???
me: not swati
pooja: den
me: chehra dekhe bina main gf nahi banata :P
pooja: ohh mat batau
me: so shaam ko kya karogi ??
pooja: macchar marne waali hun
me: lol
pooja: lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
me: kyu mate ka kharcha bachane :D
pooja: nahi papa ka
me: i mean mosquito mate :(
pooja: hmmm
me: tum marwadi jo ho :D
pooja: joining me today eve ?
me: where ? virtual date :P
pooja: macchar maarne main.
galat soch
me: date pe machhar nahi maarte :(
pooja: fir kya makkhi maarte
me: makkhi is good, female :P
pooja: sheeee
gandi soch
me: wo to aise hi :D
pooja: hmm
me: i feel exhausted today, sone ko mann kar raha hai.. lagta hai kismat conn sula degi :D
pooja: soo jau…mummy ko bolo loori gaane
me: no leave for 4 weeks :( mummy se katti hai 1 mahine se
pooja: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kyu
me: bas mann bhar gaya taane sunke
pooja: ohh
me: to bol diya
pooja: fir gf taane nahi maarti kya
me: abhi mili kahan ?? mummy se bolta nahi
pooja: ohh kyu
me: par mummy ne chhoda thodi hai? jab chhodegi tab to milege gf :(
pooja: hmmmmmmmmm he he he he 28 yr tak no gf waah ur gr8
me: dont know hw to talk to girls
pooja: maan gaye aapko
hmm see i wll teach
me: kaise kaise ?
batao na
pooja: okk pehle na, ekdam formals pehenke jaane ka
me: i dont like formals
pooja: bt grls like na
me: wo to duty pe pehnte hai :( aaj to t shirt pehni hai apun ne :D
pooja: sheee shee galat impression padta hai is se. kaha na b formal
me: bt cool dudes wear branded tshirts
pooja: and kabhi b dnt stink ....dats very akward
me: main roj Cinthol se nahata hu :P
pooja: gud and perfume. better use it
me: eeeeeeeeeehhh
pooja: samjhe
me: bas bahut ho gaya
pooja: and aur ek baat
me: fir kahogi powder, lipsick
pooja: kabhi b jhut nahi bolna
me: makeup
pooja: no no
me: apun koi heroine hai kya ?
pooja: dekho pehle aapni language sudharo. aise baaton se koi nahi impress hoti
me: that i knw , just kidding :D
pooja: hmm
me: perfume nahi pasand apun ko :(
pooja: fir rehne do
me: btw main baat ye hai ki
pooja: deo pasand hoga na
me: are muje ye batao ki anjaan ladki se baat kaise karu ? kya kahu ?
pooja: pehle hii direct chipakna hai.. as u normally do ?
me: nahi re par baat to karni padegi k nahi ??
pooja: kya ?
karo na pehle hobbies puchna
me: lol raaste pe koi khadi hai, main jaata hu aur poochata hu
pooja: kaun gf
me: teri hobbies kya hai ?????? lol
pooja: gaaali khaounge
me: wohi to, ab bolo kaise shuru karu ??
pooja: ae pehle frndship karo na. time pucho pehle
me: kaise is the question. time ??
pooja: yaaa
me: wo to mere se bahut log puchhte hai :D
pooja: fir pucho name
me: every day :P
pooja: ha ha gud
me: saali koi chhamiya nahi puchhti :(
pooja: ohh.. ye ye language sudharo
me: ok ok samjo agar naam bata diya fir ?
pooja: fir bye kehna, kal milna ok.
thoda usko ignore karo
me: lol
pooja: fir agar woh aapko ignore karta hua nahi dekhi toh samajh lo she lovs u
me: itni si pehchan me ignore karna shuru :D uska mobile nahi puchhna chahie ?
pooja: woh khud he de denge
me: kab ? bye kehne ke baad milenge kaise ?
pooja: uski maturity pe depend hai.
dusre din
me: par ye anjaan ladki dusre din wohi jagah aana jaruri hai :D
pooja: woh aapke prob
me: see thats the prb i hv no circle of mine. cut off frm society totally
pooja: ohh, den make a sqre or rectangle
me: octagone le lo. discount me hai :D
pooja: noo heptagon hai mere paas
me: rotlu loves aditi, aditi loves jay, jay loves meghana :D
pooja: noo..rats lovs meau
me: nahi re actualy he loves aditi bt jsko pata chala k
pooja: i knw
me: aditi likes jay then he got meau
pooja: baas baas
me: ok u mean rats and meau :D
hi hi hi
pooja: yaaa
me: mast gaali deti thi
pooja: haa haaa
me: teri maa ne wohi se uthaya tha :D
pooja: usse acchi kareena ne di..
gaadi ke niche se re
me: kareeena is the hottest. her ass is so great :P
pooja: shit. shut up
me: ok sorry
pooja: dekho aise baatein nahi karna
me: tumne hi yaad dilaya :( kareena ko yaad karogi to
pooja: ab maine ??
me: aisa hi hoga :P
pooja: okk fir yaad nahi dilaounge. bt aapki gf ke saamne aisa nahi kehna
me: main to itna nervous ho jaata hu, time puchhne me bhi
pooja: hmm
me: k kya kahu :(
pooja: ohhh control bosswaa
me: online chalta hai :D
pooja: okkezz means woh online milti kya
me: tum phn karke dekho
pooja: kise
me: pata cahlega mera haal :D
pooja: gf ko aapke ??
me: muje 94********
pooja: hmm haal kaisa hai jaanab ka
me: u ll feel the tension if u call me :)
pooja: i dnt wanna feel
me: whtever i write here,
pooja: hmm
me: its nt serious. if u call u ll know the fact
pooja: i knw. i dnt call neone, sorry boss
me: give no. i can call
pooja: 94******** (she gives me my cell number back)
me: ye no. kahin dekha hua lagta hai....
pooja: hmm kaha dekha
me: yaad nahi aa raha par jaana pehchana to hai
so time's up gotta go, see ya tomorrow
good night sweet dreams :)
pooja: okkezz

1 minute later

pooja: bye tk cr
buh biee
may god bless guddy guddy nite