Shaadi, Smoking and Spelling mistake

12th March, 2008

me: helloooooooooo bhag kyu gayee
archana: are its dc
me: ok so hw r u
archana: im f9 so hw r u
me: ek baat batao
archana: haan bolo
me: bolo mat bolo :)
my bp rises when i hear bolo, let me relax
archana: haan pucho
me: what is ur bad habit, sach sach batao
archana: i m very impulsive
me: like?
archana: i want every thing to happen fast
me: thats not bad. bad means e.g. smoking, drinking, got it?
archana: no way im away frm tht
me: think sm thing that u wanna do bt its illegal
archana: i wont do tht if its illlegal
me: ya i know bt frankly like i want to hv extra marital atffair for example.
laws r made by man not God :)
archana: yeah bt thts gonna affect ur life only initially. u may find every thing right bt latter on u wont
me: i dont think so, if i dont care bout my life why should others?????
archana: r u serious
me: ya sure. i ve got nothing left to do
archana: wht tht woman is doing
me: which? lol there's none. thats the prob.
archana: thts wht I asked u
me: means? i m not married btw n still i feel like extra marital :D
archana: tum bhi na dara dete ho kabhi kabhi
me: aur darau :P aaj subah na
archana: kya
me: main so raha tha, to ekdam se
archana: mat batao, muzhe nahi sunana
me: ok, sofia ko bataunga
archana: u boys why dnt like rules n regulation. always tend to break them
me: when rules wanna tie u, u gotta break ‘em, what else?
archana: i dnt kno, bt i feel we shd abide by d rules. the rules r for good
me: ok bt i wont marry i tell u. wna do it wthout marrying :)
archana: oh my god. bachao is ladke ko
me: bachakar swarg le jana…..apsara dekh ne :P
archana: u r Mr. impossible
me: i like impossible……mission imposible
archana: go ahead…bt dnt tell any body tht im ur frend
me: plz dont mind. main to aise baate karta rehata hu
dil pe mat le yaar :) i m a good boy n i dont discuss u with others so dont worry for that no one knows i ve a chat friend called archna :)
archana: its archAna (she notices her name wrongly spelt by me)
leave this im going. bt behave properly in ur life wid no bad habits
me: when i speak fast, its archna lolz
archana: dnt choose wrong path
me: depends on mood
archana: it may find good to u initially bt finally it makes our life hell
me: i ll go by diff route today by my scooter :D
archana: why diff route
me: for right path as u said :)
archana: always joking
me: if i get serious, tum fir se darr jaogi thats why
archana: ok chalo bye tc
me: u take care, law will take my care
archana: go to hell wid ur own feet
me: oh no fir se bura man gayee
archana: nahi yaar
me: to kya hua
archana: i cant see any body making their life hell
me: bt u said to do the same :)
archana: i ws angry. thts why i said like tht
me: so i touched ur heart :)
archana: i told u na, i cant see anybody going on wrong path, doing any thing wrong
me: what if it makes him happy
archana: bt thts wrong. and this happiness doesnt last for long, its temporary

1 minute later

archana: bye im going take care

18th March, 2008

me: hi sexy
archana: hi
me: i told u sexy n u said simple hi :(
archana: coz im nt sexy at all
me: its ok bt i meant call me smthing :)
archana: hi Mr. Paresh
me: thats better
dont u think Mr. can be used with surname only?

8 minutes later

me: hello
archana: haan
me: bolu ?
archana: haan
me: kya bolu? seen jodha akbar?
archana: haan good 1
me: i left bfore half hour, long one :D
archana: why
me: boring, cant get where the story is heading
archana: its good bt u have to concentrate
me: i did, i had nothing to do sunday evening so i decided to see 3 hour movie :D i need to remain engaged all the time n i cant sleep much so its hard to find activities
archana: true

31 minutes later

me: sorry boss called
archana: k
me: to fire me
archana: why
me: i wrk like govet servant, bt he wants to work like private company. isnt it unfair?
archana: hey bye going tc
me: byeeeeeeeeeeee

3rd April, 2008

me: good mrng, see my bad luck
archana: wht happened
me: ur online bt there''s work now. when i was free none was here to chat : (
archana: its ok
ohhh sad
me: so ur on leave?
archana: no exams
me: ???? urs or students :D
archana: students
me: exam me teachers ko chhuti hoti hai ? dont they hv to supervise?
archana: whn supervision is thr, i only go on tht day
me: tum kab se college teacher ho?
archana: 3 yrs
me: bura mat manana par, kabhi tumhara student se affair hua nahi?????
archana: shut up
no way. i treat them as student only
me: i told u not to mind bt still got shut up :(
archana: thik hain, nahi mind karti
me: dont know what to talk to u. i ll go to flirting again n again
archana: boys will remain boys
me: to man kab banenge :)
archana: shaadi hone ke baad
hey have u registerd ur self in matrimony
me: yes in lagan.com, u?
archana: good, so searching is going on na
me: i dont think if it can help
archana: why '
me: cant trust online for marriage
archana: no its good, try searching thr
me: boss says " aap khana nahi khate ? " break is bout to finish. must go n finish lunch :) see u
archana: bye

9th April, 2008

me: hey
archana: hi
me: so hw' s college?
archana: yeah fine
me: lunch time, cu later

30 minutes later

me: m bak : )
archana: so wat u had in lunch ?
me: i ve been smoking too much. so can t eat much
archana: shit
me: not shit. ate paratha
archana: plz quit this habit. why u smoke so heavily
me: dont know. actually i get alot of free time thats why. otherwise i smoked lesser
archana: so u can invest tht time. hobby classes r thr
do smthing an idle mind is devils home
dont smoke yaar
me: i can control during whole day as office work is there. bt in everning n nite i dont like anything. dont knw what to do
archana: 1st throw ur all cigarets away frm u. throw away ur lighter n order ur mind tht u r nt gonna smoke any further
me: hv u seen chashme baddur ?? the movie.
archana: no
me: farukh shekh is the hero, he's a professor, he smokes. the paanwala tells him " ye gandi aadat aap pe achhi nahi lagti" so he replies " when sm special girl enters my life n tells me to leave i ll leave it till then Shauk farmate hai !!!!"
archana: aisa bhi ho sakta hain ki woh spl ladki tumhari yeh aadat dekhakar paas hi na aaye
me: ya thats good thinking. i ll hv to check it
archana: definitely. be good so excellent will happen wid u
me: i want to be bt ppl like the bad boy inside n wanna get it out
archana: u have to control ur mind thts it. all the things r thr in ur hand. if u decide firmly every thing is possible. if u dnt everything is impossible
me: i can surely quit bt u know i dont do things wthout motive. presently no motive to quit. when i ve got one i will quit
archana: dnt wait for any body to cm n will tell u to leave this 1
hey bye
me: bye
archana: tc