Neha's views on addictions and fantasies

28th June, 2008

Neha: hi
me: hello hw r u
Neha: f9 nd u
me: ok nt so well, smoiking is showing its effect nw
Neha: hain? well u can try out e ciggis, they give u the same pleasure minus the effect
me: bt i dont get any Pleasure :P
Neha: i was tlking bout the pleasure u get frm smoking :P:P, vaise wat kinda pleasure r u tokin bout?? ;)
me: pleasure means girls :D cgrts i dont njoy frm beginnig
Neha: tht is such a cheap thing to say bout gurls, esp in front of gurls, no wonder u dont get dates :P:P
me: baat to aapne shuru ki thi na :P i meant cgrt se muje maja nahi aata, seriously
Neha: well vaise y do u smoke den
me: thats a puzzle, jaise aap chai ya coffee nahi pite to kaisa lagta hai ?
Neha: kuch nahi lagta
me: dont hav any addiction ?
Neha: i proudly say tht i dont get addicted to them, yeah i drink tea for a month continously nd if i dont get it for 2 3 days, den i dont feel anything
me: thats great
Neha: i drink tea cuz i like the taste lolzzzz
me: bt actually ppl normally feel sm kind of uneasiness,
Neha: yeah i feel tht but only for sumtime den itz normal
me: headache also, so if u dont hv any other thing or activity than wht wud u do ? surrender to the addiction :D
Neha: well i surrender to mine which is not tea nd coffee
me: than :P whats that ? tell tell
Neha: junk food :P:P:P:P sorry got dc
Neha: vaise if ur addition is not ciggi den wat t is/??
me: if u call food as addiction it is compulsory to eat every day twice :D
me: wrk is also..
Neha: not even sex?
me: i think it is bt i can say afte experience only
Neha: wat bout ur virtual gfs?
me: ya there's one i think i m addicted to her
Neha: can i ask u something if u dun mind?
me: anythng any topic, ask
Neha: do u know how sex chat?
er sorry..
me: ok i want to
Neha: want wat?
me: sex chat :D
Neha: f9 wid me
me: bt i dont know how to
Neha: me too, well startoff atleast, kuch bhi, u read a lot of stories. use something frm dere
me: i hv one book letters to ***house, readers send their sexual experiences to the magazine, its printed as book, heard it ?
Neha: nope, ok if thts not working out, den u start off wid ur fantasy
me: this is like a dream, i never guessed one girl frm PJ chat room will ask for sex chat :D
Neha: this is ur fantasy? rotfl lmao
me: fantasy to ye hai ki i want to bite each part of ur body
Neha: nd?
me: first hv a french kiss.. deep one, our tongues in each other's mouth playing for long time
Neha: ok nd?
me: i hv to see ur response to go ahead
Neha: er wat kinda response u want?
me: practically :D
Neha: for tht i'll have to meet u
me: u can call me also, voice is better than wrds, i dnt know wat else is there except kissing, licking, biting
Neha: f9 re vaise i'll be honest wid u, i have this bigg crush on a guy nd i want have my first practical exp wid him :D
me: so u need guidance ? i hv no exp.
Neha: no not guidance, actully i m really hurt by his behaviour, he is soo damn reserved nd v have no common frnds
me: if he's reserved u hv to initiate, go ahead ladki ko koi ladka sandal nahi maarta :D
Neha: heheh gud 1
me: sandal nahi hota to main roj ek ko propose maarta, final wali na mile tab tak btw :)
Neha: k f9
me: tell me one thing, ladkiya itna natak kyu karti hai sex k baare me actually they need it more
Neha: i dunno, well the need depends frm person to person. aur ladkiyon ko natak karna padta hai u know how this stupid so called male dominated society is
me: i believe har ladki shaadi kar ke ek ladke ko fansati hai, no one wud wnat to stay with ne one girl all nights :P
Neha: haan aur ladka shaddi ke baad bhi pata nai kitni ladkiyon ko fasata hai :P:P
me: tit for tat :D
Neha: yeah rite look dont u ever tell me how women destroy mens life, ye gender valla jhgda mai koi nahi jeetegaa, obviously everyone will side wid his or her gender
me: tits se yaad aaya hw r ur boobs :P must be big like ur weight :P
sorry watchman aa gaya lock lagane :( sunday ko 10 se 6 duty hai


3rd July, 2008

me: hey sexy :)
Neha: kahan ke couple tickets jeetke aaye ho?

8 minutes later

me: movie k, radio contest me, ab office time me ticket collect kaise karu :(
Neha: whic muv?'
me: they didnt tell so i can choose any i think
Neha: hehe f9
me: vaise bhi har hafte main movie dekhta hu, sawal ye hai ki kiske saath :P
Neha: kis tarah ki muv aapko pasand hai ?
me: mood pe depend hai, subah adventure, dopahar ko suspense, shaamko romantic, raat ko adult :D
Neha: :D
me: aapko ?
Neha: romantic :D acha batao aapka fav hero kaun hai?.
me: hero nahi humko character pasand aate hai, jaise jab we met me shahid, race me saif
Neha: kk i got it
me: tashan me bachhan pande...heroine puchho :P
Neha: vo to sabhi pasand hongi :P:P:P:P
me: ya almost except ayesha takiya, aishwarya, amruta rao, rani mukhrji, kajol
Neha: hehehe
me: wht ? i like only kareena, priyanka etc.
Neha: hmmmmm ok good taste :D
me: sexy women in short :P
Neha: lolzzz
me: kareena is nt so good bt wo mereko line bahut maarti hai :D
Neha: haan haan aur muje to duniya ke saare ladke line marte hain :P:P:P
me: i know :D
Neha: hm,mmmmmmmmmmmmm
me: tum hi aa jao na i ve got 2 tickets :P

5 minutes later

Neha: yeah i'll come all the way to ur city for a blond date :P:P
*blind
me: blonde date bhi chlegi :)
Neha: lolzzz
but i m not blonde, chod yaar tuje koi mil hi jayegi
me: kab ? kaise ? main to kuchhh karta nahi, i want achievement nt gift :)
Neha: now tat yew have 2 tickets u can ask ne1 frm ur office for a date
me: office me to budhiya hi hai
Neha: nahi to apne kisi frnd ko bol setting laga ke dene ke liye
me: puchh sakta to khud ticket kharidke har week nahi puchhta :D
Neha: lolzzz haan
me: u know any idea to put on weight really fast
Neha: takemy fats :P:P
me: hope i cud :)
Neha: well u have to do something, quit smoking nd u will gain weight, cuse ppl start eating more food to curb the desire to smoke
me: really my hunger is almost lost after 10 cgrts a day
Neha: tats it naa quit smoking shayaad bhook mil jaaye vapis :D
me: kal hue thi fir maine shuru kar di :D
Neha: lolzz
me: kal pura din 5 tak rakhi, raat ko aur 4 ho gayee :D
Neha: wah wah clap clap
me: :(
Neha: well i guess itz not tht easy\ the best thing you can do is try n e ciggi
me: means ?
Neha: itz a type of cigg minus the effect, many ppl have claimed tht they quit smoking, u get the pleasure OF A CIGGI minus the nicotine nd tobacco
me: hw ?
Neha: it has strange mechanism dont ask me i saw it in the nwespaper
me: ok bt i dont think if one needs tobacco he needs tobacco :D
Neha: well ur wish, ab mai zabaedasti aake tera ciggi fek to nahi sakti
me: aaj sex chat nahi karni :P
Neha: nah muje janna tha kya hota hai
vaise boring hai lolzzz no offence, i think itz boring in general, i thot kuch aur bhi hota hoga
me: kya aur ? fantasy :P
Neha: haan
me: jaise ?
Neha: muje kya pata
me: i wnt to bite ur lower lip nw :P
Neha: ha ha chod yaar aaj mood nahi hai
me: u cant laugh, i ve nt left ur lips
Neha: er..oki

8 minutes later

me: lunch time :(
Neha: k den c u la8er
me: see ya

18th July, 2008

me: hi you :)

7 minutes later

Neha: hi you?????
me: hi neha baby :D
Neha: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :P kya baat hai?
Neha: nope nuthing i'd prefer sum1 else to call me tht :D no offence dude
me: this is clearly offending :x
Neha: nah i menat i dun like to be called by such names by ne1 lolzz itz weird
me: ya normaly its nt done i know bt mayb in private ppl do it , no experience yet :P
Neha: yeah me too :D
me: is there someone in the chat room ?
Neha: no
me: i ll hv to re log in
Neha: i mean where is the topic? i think dey deleted it
me: chat room deleted ??????? just nw it was there :o
Neha: i dunno... uh forget it, u say wat else?
me: nthng much, office me kam karna padta hai, kahin na kahin se naye naye boss aa jate hai, :(
Neha: sab ladke?
me: means ? vaise yahan govt me youth kam most are 40 plus :D
Neha: hmmmmm nd girls?
me: gals ka to aisa hai ki ghodi ghaas se dosti kare to khaaye kya ;)
jis ke paas jaata hu wo mom-dad ko complain karne ki comlain karti hai :D
Neha: well i wud have said no, this is not a thing to cry about she is weird
me: exactly
Neha: wat do u do now
me: u must hv smthng special to make me go after :P
Neha: so now do u ignore those gals ? do u show tht u hate them ?
me: no i just want to leave the area..and stay away frm these things completely
Neha: well can i say sumthing if u dont mind?
me: tell tell i m too dumb in practical matters
Neha: i am dumb
Neha: but if i were u i wud have completely ignored such gurl nd talked to sum other gurl in front of her, give her the spl treatment n all, mayb she'll feel jealous :P
me: thats great idea bt why give so much attention to anyone :P
Neha: well den....figure out sumthing
er sry got dc oh shit hey gtg
bye