is shehar me har shakhsh pareshaan sa kyun hai ??

26th July, 2007

Sofia: whats this status message
so depressing :)
me: its a song. u heard before?
Sofia: i cant remember now.i can understand the meaning as i speak hindi
me: tell me in english.
Sofia: something like why is there fire in my heart n storm in my eyes
me: read the following lines
" is shahar me har shakhsh pareshaan sa kyu hai? "
Sofia: ok and

7 minutes later

me: maybe he's frustrated himself, & gets into philosophical mood.
Sofia: he, being in desperate search for a confidante, opens his soul towards a person never seen, not known, seaming to be the perfect choice for letting out the turmoils of the heart, as the hero fears his vulnerability would be violated by his close ones.....
me: talking bout me? :)
Sofia: no, about the hero (singing the song)
me: bt the words desperate, confidante, oppens his soul, letting out turmoil, vulnerability, closed ones applies to Me ..:D
Sofia: ur saying or guessing
me: sofia is typing
Sofia: am not
am i still typing
whats this D
me: gmail is experiencing tech diff.
what u said applies exactly to me.
Sofia: maybe the hero is u
me: i wish i could be one. bt i have to be Realistic, Practical..
Sofia: heros can be that also
me: what i mean by hero is u get what u want from life. can u suggest any recent english movie worth watching in theatre?
Sofia: harry potter! pirates of the carribean, if u havent seen, but it is american :)
me: i meant Hollywood mainstream movies. btw i like suspense, thriller, romance or comedy.
Sofia: try die hard 4 but i havent seen it

6 minutes later

me: last sunday iwas on duty, got tired, stayed home otherwise I wud hv watched tht.
liked part 1 and 2.
Sofia: yeah, it is a good movie
me: the vengenance was interesting ,
isnt there any good erotic suspense thriller ?
Sofia: erotic movies r not the hollywood mainstream, normally. only sometimes movies like 9 and a half weeks come out
if u havent seen it, its a good one, but old also there r a few others. old ones, new i havent heard
me: what bout suspense thriller?
what's 9 and half weeks?
Sofia: movie name, erotic and i think suspense too. i've seen it long time back
there r a few more, like sliver, im not sure about the spelling, primal instinct
me: sliver i watched, didnt understand much bt good to watch sharone stone :P
Sofia: when she was young....
the other is also with her, must be better
9 & 1/2 weeks is with kim basinger
me: is that the one with striptease sequence?
Sofia: yeah.. With the song of joe cocker - u can keep ur hat on
me: some hindi movie has copied that sequence, badly.
Sofia: hindi movies have copied countless things
me: i m waiting for some official mails,
Sofia: so ur nt leaving still
me: cant. 30th is dead line.

5 minutes later

Sofia: ok, stay till late night then :)
me: not so much, just half hour or so more, this is govt company. we dont do overtime.
pressure makes me read those stories,
Sofia: :D
me: dont laugh now,
Sofia: ok, let me just smile then
me: what's incest?
Sofia: having sexual relation with a close relative, brother, sister, son, alike
me: shit.
sorry

8 minutes later

me: kahan gayee?
Sofia: yahi hoon
i was on meeting, now summarising the points to send them to my boss
me: keep it up,
u'll be promoted to the position of a Good housewife who earns too.
Sofia: how
me: its about indian women actually. everything is around husband and children after marriage,
ladki chahe jitni bhi koodi maar le, aakhir me shaadi k signal pe rukna hi padta hai.
Sofia: whats koodi
koodi marna :)
me: Jump in mumbaiya dialect.
Sofia: sorry, i know shuddh hindi only :)
me: naturallyy, u r not native.
Sofia: oh hallo now u got it
me: ya i am a fast learner :D
finished engineering course of 4 yrs in just 6 yrs, still not satisfied of college life!!!!
Sofia: haha in just 6 years. i can see, ur not lazy at all. must have studied day and night
me: ya, u know my knowledge of Film industry..'
Sofia: goodness!
me: The boys led us to the bathroom. We were told to get into the tub and wash each other.Dave used the hand-held shower nozzle to rinse us….. ( I can’t publish the remaining part of the story here :D)

8 minutes later

me: hello
Sofia: haan. i thought there is more to come so i havent said anything
me: nw i m reading diff story. mail that to u? its too long to copy paste.
Sofia: ok mail it, m curious
dont u watch movies ? is it more interesting to read ?

27th July, 2007

me: was waiting....
and waiting,
and waiting..
Sofia: kab
abhi?
me: ya,
wished u'll initiate watching me online ;)
Sofia: but i havent seen
u know, my ex was online when i came, after sm time i said hi to him, he said sorry i hadnt noticed u
me: so ur coming india?
Sofia: yes havent i said it 100 times

8 minutes later

me: gotta go for lunch now.
Sofia: u came n going again
me: cu later.
Sofia: kis ka intzaar kar rahe hain aapko satane ke liye
the girl from the sex story? :)
me: its a song from Awaarapan.
no, a girl to listen to me for hours....
Sofia: ok
me: so hw's the story?
Sofia: i read the first 4-5 sentences
to listen to u for hours? what do u have to tell
me: anything, she's to hear & reply. be interested.
didnt like story?
Sofia: yeah, didnt like the beginning
that pic of twisted eye baby is bugging me (referred to a baby picture in my profile image)
me: why?
then suggest one for me.

2 minutes later

me: searching?
i'lll be bk after some snacks...
cu
Sofia: k

43 minutes later

me: m bak,
Sofia: :)
me: like this, Welcome smile :)
Sofia: what did u eat
me: sm indian snack s called bhajiya !
u know ?
wait for 10 min
Sofia: oh of course...
i might go out to buy lunch

22 minutes later

me: hi
so out for lunch?
what is this " buy lunch? "
Sofia: 1 min
on phone
me: dont break it.
dont have chair to sit on?
dont sit on phone.
Sofia: :P
its my former roommate, we always talk very long
me: wasnt that long, just 10min or so.
Sofia: 20
we usually talk for an hour
me: who's he? a bulgarian?
Sofia: yeah she is my closest friend
me: she?
Sofia: for 1 year
she is girl yaar
me: yaar hurts, i told u.
Sofia: im sorry
i use it often and sometimes forget
me: so what u studied?
Sofia: diploma in proficiency in hindi language
got scholarship for that
me: so studied bout trapping an Indian guy for marrriage???
Sofia: i dont need to trap any1. rather others r trying to trap me, even thou im already married
me: like me, u mean?
Sofia: not exactly
im sayin in general
me: bt i tell u exactly,
Sofia: what
me: i ll try to trap u :P
Sofia: don ko pakadna mushkil nahi namumkin hai
me: :D haaaahhhhaaa
don is used for Male, btw.
Sofia: yeah but saying goes like this
Dona donna, donny or what
me: thats one of my favourite dialogues. smtimes i think Farhan Akhtar took inspiration from me to make a Remake of Don..
Sofia: hahaa
me: btw i got one pregnant lady story, want it?
Sofia: i'll be back in 10 mins
me: where?
Sofia: i'll be back here. where else?
still havent taken lunch
me: going where?
Sofia: so im going now to have, but i'll just buy something from outside
me: go thenn, fast.
khub khao. moti ho jao.
Sofia: no thanks
me: i mean it.

12 minutes later

Sofia: im back

About 2 hours later

me: helloooooooo
net is slow
Sofia: yeah
hi
me: got sm emrgency job. so had to go.
Sofia: ok :) at least something to do
Me: so what s up today? my colleague is gone .
Sofia: 1 min
me: finish ur important calls.

1 minute later

Sofia: i finished but u prefer to go out

7 minutes later

me: no, i tried to watch a video named " huge titties " & the pc got hung !!!
Sofia: means u didnt have to watch it
me: no i did..
Sofia: u shouldnt
me: why?
Sofia: its too much, ur getting addicted
me: i m already addicted since past 12 yrs or so.
Sofia: ?? so..how often u watch this
me: tell smthnag
Sofia: how often do u have one man show

8 minutes later

me: hellooooooooo
Sofia: yeah
u were offline
me: this pc sucks
it doesnt like hot scenes
Sofia: uparwala is telling to cut it down
me: have mercy
Sofia: no mercy... im the punishing hand
me: now its playing

9 minutes later

Sofia: so ru enjoying
n didnt give me answer
me: what
Sofia: how many times
me: dindn get u
Sofia: i asked abt the one man show. u said u think its natural. i said it is, but can lead to addiction. n then asked u how many times u do it
me: cant talk, its too private stuff.
want pregnant woman story?
Sofia: no, cant read, its too private stuff
me: joking?
Sofia: not at all
me: ok, i ll go alone.
Sofia: as the whole life will go

11 minutes later

me: She did not stop me when I slowly unbuttoned herblouse and slipped it off………"OOOOOOHHHHHHHH GGGGGGOOOOOODDD"
Sofia: stuuupiiiiddd
me: why? angry?
Sofia: a girl whos saying ooooohhhh gggooooddd in this situation is PRETENDING and yes u will get me angry
me: sorry,sorrry
Sofia: men wish so, that only their touch on the girl's body will bring her to ecstasy
me: then what?
Sofia: thats too personal stuff, sorry, wont talk
me: really?
Sofia: oh yeah
my new motto :) from now on
me: what motto?
me: n why u called me stupid?
Sofia: i didnt call u, i called the thing u sent me. am not that nasty. sorry for the misunderstanding, here the fault is mine
me: it means i should stop pasting?
cu gotta go now.
Sofia: yeah bye
me: more 10 min allowed
I thought it might make the chatting more interesting :)
Sofia: if i said i dont want, then there is no need
if i want i'll tell u
me: u r like a mummy. punishing hand :D
Sofia: its men, who r like kids
i want to be daddy's little princess
me: wish i could be one forever and act like child.
Sofia: not the ever caring ever knowing mom
alas, these r the men nowadays....
me: one wants what he doesnt have.
try to understand.
Sofia: not only. men r more and more irresponsible, lazy and dumb
me: i m dumb, i heard dumb men get pretty wife
NO Reply?
Sofia: bcos pretty women r dumb
me: u r dumb or pretty?
Sofia: that goes together
me: gotta leave, discuss tomorrow.
Sofia: not either this or that
me: have a pretty dumb night !
Sofia: ok
no i wont
me: what wont? discuss or night?
Sofia: wont have dumb night! only pretty
wish u a pretty night too
me: wish pretty girl, night is always there, sleepless
Sofia: its up to u, the way u make it