idiot, uncle, pareshbhai..new names for me !!

April 18, 2009

me: hii beautiful :)
Sameena: hi
me: hw r u ?
Sameena: fine u?
me: okies :D btw hw's ur bf :)
Sameena: gud
me: meri gf ka nahi puchhogi ?
Sameena: nope :D
me: thanks coz dont hv any yet :D
Sameena: ok
me: i hv uploaded sm pictures of differnet kind of bed rooms in my blog. bt i cant think of any story to write for those. u hv any idea :D

5 minutes later

me: ok so u r not interested
Sameena: huh
me: hv u seen dev .D ?
Sameena: no
me: bad luck again

39 minutes later

me: so you r back :) i knew it
Sameena: wats ur prob
me: no girl can resist me for long :P

bout 2 hours later

me: i dont like ur attitude
Sameena: bye
me: bt i wont quit talking
kya karegi ?? :D lolz
no bye. welcome sameena :)
teri naak to dekh aaine me jara :P
Sameena: chup
me: sameenaaaaaaaaa
sameeeeeeeeeenaaaaa
Sameena: shut up
me: u knw aaj maine breakfast nahi kiya. bas 3 cup chai pi aur saath me 2 cigarrette :)
fir maine shave karni thi par office time ho gaya tha, to fir 7 din ki beard leke office aa gaya :D
tum shave karti ho ?? tum subah nahati ho ?
koi baat nahi sweety. mood nahi ho to nahi nahana chahie. usme sharmati kyu ho :D

2nd June, 2009

me: hii beautiful :) itni jaldi uth gayi aaj :D ( I was in office quite early and she was online)
Sameena: hii main toh kabse online hoon
me: tune 2 profile banayi hai ?
par ek me to asli pic laga do :)
Sameena: 3 profile hai :P asli pic hi hai sab
me: jaa juthi
Sameena: are..sachi mein
me: ok dekhta hu abhi.
kya ye bachpan ki photo ki baat kar rahi hai ?
Sameena: haan
asli pic hai ki nahi dekho
me: kahan dhundhu ?
Sameena: hehe meri pic nahi hai......par jiski hai uski toh asli pic hai na :D
me: smart girl bt really bad joke :(

4 minutes later

Sameena: ro, aur ro
chup kyn ho gaye ? himmat hai toh bolo kuch
me: boss ne bulaya tha
Sameena: kk
me: jadu :P abhi gayab thi aur fir aa gayi :D tino me muje add karo
Sameena: kyun, baat toh karte nahi ho
me: kya karu, aaj kal office me chat mushkil hai.
Sameena: achchi baat hai
me: tum kaun si class me padhti ho ?
Sameena: abhi 11 ka exam diya hai, nw in 12th
me: ohh hw cute. kya mujse shaadi karogi ?
Sameena: huh
me: maine bhi 12th pass kar liya hai 12 saal pehle :D
Sameena: :O wats ur age?
me: 29 completes on june 21st
Sameena: 29 :O mujhe toh laga tha 40 k kareeb hoge
me: actually bachhe (matlab college ke) muje uncle kehte hai :D
Sameena: main bhi uncle kahungi
ok uncle :)
me: i love it :P ab main bada ban gaya hu :D
Sameena: achcha
me: ha mummy bhi marti nahi. sirf danti hai kabhi kabhi :D
Sameena: pehle maarti thi
me: pehle matlab 20 saal purani baat hai :D
Sameena: ohhhhokkkk
me: par darr ab bhi rehta hai, kabhi bhi mar sakti hai :D
Sameena: haan woh toh hai. maar khani bhi chahiye aapko
me: kyu ? main to bada hu ab :( uncle bhi kehte hai bachhe.
khaskar bachhiya :P
Sameena: toh kya hua, apne mom se toh bade nhi ho na
me: wo to hai par isliye to akela rehta hu 3 saal se
Sameena: thts bad. y akela?
me: m in other city
Sameena: ohh.....whr u stay? which city?
me: tum bataogi fir ? ahmedabad
Sameena: kk. gujju che?
so i'll call u paresh bhai
me: no no bhai nai :( fir main rounga :(
Sameena: tab toh bhai hi kahungi :D
me: to main hasunga :)
abhi to marriage proposal ko aadha ghanta nahi hua aur bhai :D
Sameena: haan bhai
me: jao baat nai karunga tumse :(
Sameena: yippiieeee bye
me: pata hai, main bahut bore karta hu : D
Sameena: haan
bhai kaha gaye

3 hours later

me: boss aa gaya tha fir se :(

3rd June, 2009

me: hii beautiful
Sameena: hiiii idiot :P
me: idiots ki to movie ban rahi hai :D
its good to be so and tension nai lena padta :D
Sameena: haan
me: to tum bahar ghumti nahi, ya fri sirf online hi pure din :D
Sameena: wait m busy now

22 minutes later

me: busy ya still chatting ?
Sameena: busy
me: kaun se project me ??

bout 3 hours later

me: i love you sweetheart :)
Sameena: same to u idiot
me: ohh tum ho sorry sorry… dusri window me likhna tha :D
Sameena: pata tha.
idiot
me: ab tum bhi bolo k dusri window me likhna tha lol
Sameena: nahi maine tumhe hi kaha paresh bhai
me: :( roj aake muje marti hai words se :P
Sameena: toh?
me: to kya samne hoti to main teri
Sameena: aarti utarta, hai na ?
i knew it m gr8
me: main teri naak par ek jor se…..tum hi batao kiss karu ya katu :P
Sameena: chup kar. bachchi ki darata hai, paap chadega
me: bachhi ko kiss karne se paap :D decide karo tum bachhi ho ya badi :D
Sameena: bachchi. obviously
me: to fir kyu gande khayal mann me lati ho :D
Sameena: chup kar na

4th June, 2009

me: hii beautiful :)
Sameena: hi
me: kal kyu bhag gayi thi ?
Sameena: aise hi
me: maine boss aaya likha isliye na :D
Sameena: nai
me: to mummy ne hamari chat padh li peechhe se :P ??
Sameena: huh
me: tum huh bolti ho to muje
Sameena: kya
me: jaane do fir gussa aayega tumhe lol
Sameena: bolo na
me: tumhe kaat ne ko mann karta hai :P
bol diya bol diya :D
isiliye kehta tha mat bulvao :(
ab baat bhi karne nahi milegi :(