she smokes "bindaasli" in office !

7th June, 2008

me: so u just came ?
juhi: haan ji jus 10 mins back
me: ystrdy i was boiling milk on heater n left for office :D
stayed on for whole day
juhi: kool
i din get sleep ysternite, m damn sleepy now :(
me: same here,
coz i had tea at 7 pm, almost finished A prisoner of birth
archer till 1 am
juhi: i was studying til 3 am and then got ready 4 office
me: what u study ?
juhi: mba. m fit as a fiddle, i love 2 hv sleepless nites
me: interesting, i also intend to do mba. what specialization ?
juhi: hr
brb .... manager chilla chilli kar raha hai..............

1 hour later

me: so kya kiya boss ka :)
juhi: kuch nahi
do gaaliyan di aur kaha jaldi system chorna

10th June, 2008

juhi: hi :) hws u?

9 minutes later

me: hello, sorry was calculating my IDA arrears :D
juhi: tats fine. i was abt 2 leave neways
me: :(
juhi: kya?
me: no one to chat with today
juhi: olle baba dnt b sad. i'l b leaving office in smtime
hopefuly wen m back home i'l b back 2 bein ol then v can chat

7 minutes later

juhi: aree ab toh baat kar lijiye, kuch der hun main yahan

6 minutes later

me: sorry again. office wrk u know
when i m free, no one bothers bt when u come, work comes :(
juhi: :) chalo ab u wrk. m out of here
c u soon godbless u :)
me: thanks. god kahan sunta hai :)
juhi: god sunta hai, bus mann se sunao usko apni probs wo sun-nege
me: means ?
juhi: mujhe khud nahi pata :D
me: its nt fair
juhi: wat?
me: what happens to the guys in movie (hey baby) :D
wish it was sex comedy from sajid khan, nt what we see :D
juhi: i guess u jus signalled me tat its time 4 me 2 say bye bye
me: hw ?
smthng wrong ?
juhi: no comments
naa nothn
me: if u dont say hw to know ?
juhi: tats fine nothng 2 say m in hurry
c u soon take care
juhi: aur kuch karne ko nahi ho toh apne mobil service provider k cutomer care pe phn karke unko paresh-aan karo :D
no offence meant
me: since past few days girls advise me to take care
juhi: bye godbless u .. !!
me: I doubt what they think of me :D

about 4 hours later

me: busy ?
juhi: naa ji, temme
me: so u wait for me to initiate :)
juhi: :) u kinda understood haan
actualy m not in a habit of disturbin ppl, i feel weird being d person 2 initiate
me: its ok for first time for boys to initiate bt then not necessary :D
juhi: i dunno, i stil wait
me: its ok nw i know i ll start always :)
juhi: thanks :)

kahan gaye?
me: m here, another lady, answering her :P
juhi: kool............. chalo njoy wid her then
me: my polls keep getting deleted
juhi: gande kaam bandh karo, koi delet nahi karega phir aapke pols
me: are, ek to tashan ka poll tha. wo kyu delete hua ? ek IPL par tha wo bhi :(
juhi: i hvnt seen ne of these polls so no comments
me: guess u commented on tashan me kya achha laga :D
akki with 10 sirzzzz lol
juhi: did i? i realy dnt rmmbr... m sorry
me: i m sorry to hv failed :(
juhi: ????????????
me: to draw ur attention to my great polls :(
juhi: arre its fine
me: no, when a person creates smthng original, he has emotions attached to it
juhi: i understand. m realy sorry 2 hear abt it. koi nahi aap aur polls create kar lo
me: dont think so, i know i ll be hurt finally
juhi: hey hey hey now i'l tel u smthnng tat sm1 had tld me. sm1 frm PJ club had said ki tum mere jitne bhi posts delete karoge main utne hi posts zyada karunga
me: this is nt the purpose anyway
juhi: cos tumhare rokne se meri creatvity kabhi kahtam nahi hogi. instead i'l take it +vely and think ki tum sab meri creativity se jalte ho
me: that i already know. its pure jealousy
juhi: c u learnt it so fast......... :)
gud boy
me: i m 28 :D what s ur age ?
juhi: 23 ;;)
wat? u behosh aftr hearing my age?
me: lookin at ur pic i guessed ur bout my age :)
juhi: and hw did u guess it 2 be?
me: lookin ur pic :D
juhi: hw not so funny, ppl think m 26+
me: exactly as i did
so tum gaaliya seekhane wali thi :)
juhi: :D
me: kaun si soch kar hansi aa gayee ??? muje bhi kaho :P
juhi: d thot of teachin sm1 gaaliyan made me smile
me: see hw talented i m in Jokes :)
cmon i m 28. we must start early
juhi: :)
me: office chhodne ka waqt ho raha hai :(
juhi: tats kool, main toh khus ho jaati hun jaise hi ye time aata hai
me: main dukhi, ghar pe koi nahi :(
juhi: u live alone?
me: ya,
juhi: pg? mess? hostel?
me: its fun mostly bt smtimes loneliness hurts.
No, company quarters
juhi: ohh ask me..... hw much lonliness hurts
me: u too ?
juhi: i live wid my family but sirf naam k liye
me: why ?
juhi: my parents r not throwing me out of d house. i live here more like a pg than nethng else. jus come 2 sleep and eat and watch tv. rest kisi se koi lena dena nahi
me: i dont think parents can do this to a girl
juhi: i do it. wen d girl is as boisterous and rebelious ........ she gets it too
me: so they dont like ur way of living n wrking n maybe night out :D
juhi: u hvnt had a nite out in2 yrs, m single for d past 3 mnths, i hvnt had a a drink in 10 mnths, i hvnt gone out wid my friends in d past 11 mnths
i jus prefer my space and nothng more......... my life.... my rules
me: so u ve broke up 3 months back ?
juhi: yups
wel i dnt hate my parents tat much........ i jus hate their interference in my personal life
me: exactly. i said take whateve u want just get me a lovely wife :)
juhi: tats too cute. so u gettin martried soon
congrats i hope my ppl 2 find sm1 soon for me or i'l go nuts in this house
me: not so soon. i dont give easy tasks :D
juhi: tats evn gr8
me: i told u bout my fobia of wife
juhi: yes u did
me: so thats the challenge :)
juhi: kool i hv given up very easily cos d last turn in d game is gonna b mine. i kno hw 2 win or loose d game
dnt wory bot marriage. u'l njoy. a sayin in english says if u cant escape rape...... njoy it
me: what ???? rape :( can men be raped ??????????? :D
juhi: stupid
yes thy can b. its jus a saying
now ghar jaao and gud boy banke rehna
me: wht i think is if he gets erection,
he is enjoying :P
i m a good boy :P
juhi: can v jus cut d details or else i'l puke
me: trust me :D
puke means ?
juhi: vomit
me: why ?
juhi: i hate those shit talks
me: ok catch u tomorrow
se ya gn tc
juhi: take care.......... sleep well..... sweet dreamz......gudnite......godbless u........... :)


12th June, 2008

me: hi
juhi: hey :)
me: wy u dint reply in chat room ?
juhi: wr?
juhi: wait lemme chk
waah kya sher tha, sunke geedad bhi atma hatya kar dega
me: he he he
thanks ye sher shaka hari hai
juhi: :D
me: geedad ko mar nahi sakta
juhi: :)
me: so i wanted to ask hw much do u smoke ?
juhi: depends, sm days hardly 3, smtimes 2 pacs, smtimes none
me: means 3 or 20 ??
juhi: 3 means 3 sticks of cigi, 2 pacs means 20 pcs
me: evng me prob hai, during day due to job 3 is ok
bt in mrng and evng as i m lonely,
guess its nw 12 or 13 per day :(
juhi: alle baba tats ok baccha its fine
but dnt b so diappointed cos of it
me: actually i feel nt good after this much smoking. feel like tired always. girls dont attract much :P cant even eat properly
juhi: tats a sign of being a man. dnt b so disaapointed baba
can i suggest ways 2 help u get outta this depresion?
me: sure,
depression ? ok whatever u think ;)
juhi: y dnt u join gym and start wrking out? kool sexy hot babes dekhne ko milengi phir :D
me: i did last yr for one month
juhi: dhurr boka, ek maashi ki hoye, ektu beshi gele beshi bhaalo hoto
me: whats dhurr boka ? i m nt bengali :)
juhi: even m not a bengali :D
dhurr boka means chal bewakoof
me: n then ?
juhi: ek mahine se kya hota hai
me: ektu beshi gele beshi bhaalo hoto means ?
juhi: thorra zyada jaate toh thorra accha hota
me: wrkout gives freshness
juhi: does it, its so boring. wrking out is so sily. i rather dance than wrk out
me: same here. i like to exercise bt in gym with those instruments it does bore
if its thru sports its better
juhi: true. ysterday i discovered a sport i wld like 2 continue wid
me: which ?
juhi: pool
after ages i hv found smthng 2 continue wid. i loved it. d adraline rush is so gr8 and d grey cels finaly got 2 wrk after a very long time. it was d first time i plyed it
and as per d professionals around me.. i hv picked it up pretty gud compared 2 most beginners
me: think its similar to billiards ?
juhi: it is billiards u dud :P
me: billiards is used in formal sense. pool is for fun, maybe with simplified rules
do u bet money ?
juhi: naa i dnt. i jus started yesterday. its much of exercise in othr way
meri kamar dukkh gayi ek ghanta jhukne mein hi :(
me: hope i start cooking at home soon n join gym again
i m under weight u know :(
juhi: KOOL
HW CAN U B SO? PLS TEMME M OVER WEIGHT :(
me: its nt cool my weist is...... guess in inches ?
juhi: 24 .??????????????????????????????????
me: missed it..26 plus
juhi: kool m 36 + :(
me: ab pura figure hi bata do :P
juhi: dirty mind
me: interesing texts missing :)
juhi: shut up wil u
me: ok so hw is 26 weist cool ? its close to zero figure :D
juhi: i wld do nethng.... wid sm xceptions...... 2 get tat waist
me: bt i m nt girl. i dnt need curves :)
juhi: :) eat healthynand wisley u'l get thm
me: btw if we r hungry the urge to smoke increases or falls ? as nw i m hungry n want to smoke too , at the same time :(
juhi: me tooooooo want 2 smoke. wrk pressure and frustration def increase d need 2 smoke
me: n u know after i started to smoke my office has banned smoking inside :D
so see you lunch k baad :)
juhi: kool
and m d only girl who smokes bindaasli in d office
juhi: njoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :)