My virtual secretary

5th July, 2008

me: hii la poo :P
sheela: hummmm
me: ok :D
sheela: wts ok in dat
me: hmmmmmmm
sheela: mmmmmmmmmmmh
me: hihihihhihihi
huhuhuhuhhu
hohohohohohoh
dhinkkk :D
sheela: peeke aaye ho kya
me: hic hic...No lol
sheela: hummm fir aise reaction toh devdas mein sharukh ne diye the
me: kaun kambakht sehne k liye peeta hai,
sheela: sharukh
me: hum to peete hai k usko bhula sake :(
sheela: ohhh
sweety ko ya shweta ko ya__
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me: nahi vo radio ki host, ab vo monday ko milengee :(
sheela: ab yeh naaye kaun hai
me: ye nayee nahi bahut purani hai, uska program hai " purani t-shirt "
sheela: ohhh tum har bar aise he bakwaas karte ho ke aaj kuch special occasion hai ?
me: nahi as usual :D
sheela: hummm
me: uska show to 9 pm ka tha, usne 8.50 ko call kar diya
sheela: hehee
me: wo jaldi studio me aa gayei hogi :D
sheela: aap ke khatir
me: thanks :P i knew it :D
sheela: why thnks
me: tumne meri baat sach jo man li :D
btw there's one new rj on radio, she's frm jaipur and she talks just like you :)
sheela: hummm
ok ok
ohh really ?
me: wo "meko " bhi tere jaisa bolti hai :D
sheela: kya
me: varsha ko chhod do hum yahan chatiyate hai :D (as she was chatting sm "varsha" on orkut at the same time)
sheela: hummm maine kaha pakda hai ?
me: usko (rj) propose na karne ka itna shock laga maine free ticket bhi nahi li
sheela: heheee
me: sachhi
sheela: kuch b kya
me: jab saamne ladki aati ahi to
sheela: toh
me: meri bolti band ho jaati hai
sheela: kya hota hai
me: tum apna phone no. do fir pata chal jayega :D
sheela: nahiiiii
nokia n 72 okk
me: :(
sheela: this is nt orkut :)
:( ke liye
me: kyu ? mere se koi baat nahi karta sirf chat karte hai :(
sheela: kaha kyu kis liye kab kabse
me: kaafi dino se main ghar nahi jaata,
sheela: fir kaha jaate ho
me: mom se jhagda chal raha hai
sheela: sacchi
me: muchhi
sheela: fir timepass kaise hota hai
me: office me aadha din, shaam ko radio sunke, novel padh ke
sheela: hehe
me: hotels dhundh ke khane ko :D
me: to phone no do :D
sheela: kiska
me: apni ek sexy dost ka :P
sheela: 9888888888
me: this no. doesnt exist
sheela: exists re call toh karo
me: kiya "check the no. msg aaya"
sheela: exists na
me: :D
sheela: heheee
me: number..
sheela: leave it
me: dusri item ka :P
sheela: no itema found
me: bahut na insaafi hai
sheela: woh toh hai bhai
me: bhai :D
sheela: hummm bhai
me: ab main tuje sexy nahi bula sakta :)
sheela: accha hua
me: sachhi :D ?
sheela: hummm waise b i m nt sexy
me: what s ur figure ?
sheela: 100 50 100
me: this is really hot :P
sheela: wats hot in dat
me: round figures :D
sheela: hehe zero one
me: seriously tell whts ur figure ?
sheela: hai kuch
sheela: yipee hum jhut nahi bolte
tune wo movie dekh li ?
sheela: kaunsi
me: jaane tu main jaanu na :D
sheela: kal jaane wali hu comming kya??
me: sure kahan ? mumbai :D
sheela: no dear i m in pune
me: thats too far
sheela: hummm
me: ek din me pahunch nahi sakta
sheela: woh toh hai, fir ek din aur ek raat mein???
me: fir vapas monday duty karni hai na :)
sheela: hummmm ek din chuuti nahi maar sakte
me: r u seriously inviting ?
sheela: of course
me: :D
sheela: ticket b hai ek
me: u dont give me ur mobile no and invite to meet lol
sheela: hummm cmng kya den mobile no okk
me: panic button pressed !
sheela: heeheeeee
me: (blushing)
sheela: hum hum hai baaki paani kam hai
me: travel expense kaun dega didi ? :D
sheela: woh aaapki prob hai.... bhaiyaa
me: ek movie dekhne koi 700 km jaata hai kya :o
sheela: hummmm
i dnt knw???
u knw kya??
me: i know
sheela: wat u knw
me: i can if there's sm item girl waiting :P
sheela: okkk den i wll wait na
me: r u an item girl :D i saw ur pic :)
sheela: nooo where my pic ??? how is it possible
me: didnt u upload it sm days back ?
sheela: i dnt remember
me: if u havnt then who was she ??
sheela: hummm hey i hve i recollected blue dreess na ?
me: i think it was white and u were like carressing ur hair :P
sheela: ohhh yaa i knw den u hve seen me
me: its ok everyone cant be a model :)
sheela: hehee i knw and i dnt wanna b so , i m single and lov to b so
me: see ya after smoke break :) single is nt fun
sheela: i wll kill u
hummm bt i m one man woman why do u smoke so much
me: dont know meri career barbaad ho chuki ahi
sheela: ok bye
me: duty pe orkut khelta rehta hu


16 minutes later



me: orkut blocked :(
sheela: hummm very bad
me: my creative juices hav no outlet nw :D
sheela: wt??
me: where to write the nonsense thoughts :D
sheela: here
me: wo to hai par yahan audience kam hai :)
sheela: kise bulau fir ?
me: achha sachhi wo photo teri thi ?
sheela: yaa dekhni hai kya
me: haan aur photos send kar na mail me
sheela: mail mein kyu
me: badi ho to clear dekh sakta hu :D
sheela: badi nahi main toh chooti hu bhaiyaa
me: hope u r nt so beautiful after becoming my didi :D
sheela: hummm hehee how cme ur di u r elder dan me
me: by intellect nt by age
sheela: ohhh den its okk

me: see ur first job is 2.5 lakh package, mine was 3000 per month :D
sheela: hummm depends
me: means ?
sheela: depends upon ur field yaar
me: yaar :x i m ur brother :D
sheela: hum manhoos
me: btw my field is
sheela: electronics na ?
me: sharam aati hai kehne me :P
sheela: hummm sharma ke kaho fir
me: ok
sheela: kaho na fir
me: (with red face and trembling fingers )
sheela: hummm keh dalo sharmao nahi
me: flirting and experiencing new girls :P
sheela: hummmm
me: also ladies :P
sheela: aur kuch and buddhis ?
me: ya sure buddhhis bhi :)
sheela: hmmm gud gud keep it up
me: up it goes every day bt where to keep :P
sheela: hmmm up kaha na
me: oral sex ?
sheela: shut up
me: lol sorry
sheela: u r really too much
me: didi se aisi baate karte sharam nahi aati ??
ya i know :D shocked ??
sheela: no
me: pata tha tum gandi bachhi ho :D
sheela: thnk u
me: ( shocked ) so aage badhe ?
sheela: kaha se
me: living room se bed room tak :P
ok computers ki baate karte hai
sheela: humm
me: bolo behna :D
sheela: kya bhaiyaa
me: wht bout IBM ? when r u joining ?
sheela: confirmation ke liye waiting
me: so i can hope
sheela: wt??
me: that after sm years you will refer me for job there :)
sheela: why so...mujhe naukri se nikalna nahi hai
me: hw painful
sheela: wat?? gir gaye ?
me: didi bhaiya ki sifarish nahi karegi :(
sheela: nahi didi ko naukri pyaari hai
me: sab matlabi log hai, main to is duniya se dukhi ho chuka hu
sheela: kab se
me: hold ek letter deke aata hu
sheela: sure

7 minutes later

me: shoot nw
sheela: kise
me: wo nahi filmi waala
sheela: kaise
me: main bahut filmy kisam ka ladka hu :D
sheela: ohhhh fir letter de dia ?
me: ya my trng is being delayed for one yera
sheela: kyu
me: dont know maybe they dont want to let me go out of ahmedabad :P
sheela: hummmm shayad aap bha gaye us bawri ko
me: jaane kya chahe mann bawra......
ek bawri lol
btw wo bawri to sadu hai, nayi searching :P
sheela: chal see yaa after lunch
me: lunch :(
sheela: byee tk cr
me: lunch se muje roj rona ku aata hai
sheela: may god bless u
me: ?
sheela: yaa
me: i ve been cursed for lunch :(
sheela: kyu hummmm buri baat
me: i dont know why roj lunch time pe rona aata hai :D
sheela: hmm no company bye tk cr
me: bbye bedroom zindabad :P
sheela: huh fir se shuru
me: wht ? tum to chali gaye thi ?
sheela: call pe the
me: kiska tha ?
sheela: bf ka
me: good kya kaha jija ji ne :D
sheela: ohh hoo best frnd ka, nt dat bf
me: kaisi dikhti hai wo :P
sheela: ladki nahi ladka hai
me: ek ladka aur ek ladki kabhi dost nahi ho sakte
sheela: kyu nahi hum toh hai
me: ye to dialouge tha film
sheela: this is ma life karan johar ki movie nahi
me: maine pyaar kiya ka :D
sheela: i knw gud gtg byee
me: untill i get sexually
sheela: mera lunch , mera intezar kar raha hai
me: satisfied
sheela: huh shee
me: mere liye dialogue sahi hai
sheela: u r bad boy
me: :D
sheela: ladkiyoon se baat karna b nahi aata
me: when i get my dream girl
sheela: shut up bye