Hadd hai !!!!

10th June, 2008

Raima: Yah now tell.
me: you look hot today :P
Raima: U havent even seen me
me: due to the atmosphere here, all ladies r hot :D
Raima: Well...No comments
me: bt whoever chats wiht me is hotter
Raima: What?
me: its simple enough :o
Raima: Whatever
me: so rate urself on scale of 10, lookwise i mean
Raima: 100
me: lol ok for u bt for the aam janta ????
Raima: What lol?
Raima: Im not for the aam Janta...Im for the elite... lol
me: thats good for me
Raima: Well..
me: so im elite na ?
Raima: I hardly know you, How do I know..Im already taken anyway,
ill be back in some time....Half an hour or so
buh byee tc

18 minutes later

Raima: hii again……yew there?
me: ya green buton is on :)
Raima: Whatever...had lunch??
me: yeah punjabi sabji :D
Raima: sahi haii
me: are yahan gujarati available nahi hai :D
Raima: aww gatte ki subji n ol?
me: i m more into allo,bhindi,mutter gobi palak
Raima: i luv bhindi....i h8 evrything else
me: ab khud pakane ki soch raha hu
Raima: best of luck
me: madam boss callng :( see ya
Raima: byuh bye

11th June, 2008

me: hey who's this countless emotions ?
Raima: U dunno who I am??
me: ohh no, a guy frm ur friendlist has invited me
Raima: COuntless emotions?? lemme see
me: atif aslam ki pic
Raima: chill
me: maybe name is jeet
Raima: oh he is a chape...bf of a gal i hate, Dont accept him
me: so u make friends with the guy whose gf u hate :D why ?
Raima: I didnt make friends with him...he got chape wimme...i accepted so that i could write in his scrpbuk and tell him to get lost In my style
me: interesting :D
Raima: hehe…u dont wanna know seriously
hey g2g...mom cln...buh bye

13th June, 2008

me: hey baby :)
Raima: shuddup sos
me: ??
Raima: someone over shoulder
me: means ?
Raima: arre koi khada hai side mai
me: shut up mere liye ? ya uske liye ?
Raima: Shut up tumhare liye..balwaas na karo, someone reading the convo...ill be dead if they DO read it
me: boss see you in half hour :)
Raima: what?

( and I could not got back, as always duty comes first for me.)

16th June, 2008

me: hw s ur mum ?
Raima: what?? unhe kya hua?
me: :D just joking, one day u went of saying mom caling :) remember ?
Raima: oh that, mom was calling me she wanted me to go to the market for her
me: n wat bout saturday ?
Raima: wasnt home
me: u went off wthout saying ? i was watching sm school girl video, then u said uff.. n then u wer gone
Raima: sorry...
me: tune poll me vote to kiya, comment kaun karega :D pata to chale raima ne vote kiya hai :)
ok so ye comment ki :(
thanks anywy, better u wrote smthng new…apni vishesh tippani nahi ki :(
Raima: arre u wrote bataunga...i cant bataunga./..i hav to bataungiii...abhi mera dimag boht garam ho raha hai...vishesh tippani dimag mai nahi aa rahi
me: for example, u can write jaa tuje secretary mile 60 saal ki :D, vaise garam hona achha rahega coz i ve caught cold :D
Raima: loll
me: one good thing is dont feel like smoking
Raima: kyu?
me: tonsil hai
Raima: good...ho gaye adverse effects
me: naak beh rahi hai
Raima: yuckiiee
me: aur batau :D
Raima: nahii…achha hua beemar ho gaye,,,abhi lungs bhi black hoke rott ho jayengii
me: achhi dua to do :) i m trying to quit nw
Raima: vo toh lagg hi rha haii
me: kal maine pure din me sir 6 cgrt pee thi
Raima: :(( crying here and now im angryy
me: if u cry, i wont be able to smoke
Raima: angryy**
then dont
me: dont cry
Raima: vellli lagti hun ?
me: velli bole to ?
Raima: velli...free time hai kyaaa
me: haan hai na, u know wrk load is light here :D
Raima: mere paas nahi hai....
me: ab school me kya itna load ?
Raima: padhai....10th haii CBSE BOARD ne bachhon ke waat laga rakhi haii
me: hi hi hi….i like girls nt interested in studies :D keep i t up :P
Raima: hansi aa rahi hiaa/? hadh haii
me: studius ppl are bore, like me :D
Raima: u were studious? i hate to studyy
me: i m. maybe its my nature to study whatever comes my way.. including ladies :P
Raima: idiot :P :P
me: i found studying women is the most interesting subject :P
Raima: hadh hai...
me: u know har ladki kehti hai
Raima: kya?
me: muje aisa pati chahie jo muje samje, to i m practicing :D
Raima: loll
me: nw u got it right..
see the basic difference between the nature of male and female species and their way of thinking
Raima: uff uff uff...i gtg...buhh byee
me: ok i ll stop :D hw s ur bf ?
Raima: i reely g2g...got work to do...loadza it,,,if mum cumz im a gonner
me: did u ask what he wrote in my scrapbook ?
Raima: yeah....refused to tell me, forget it
me: u know wat "cum" means ?
Raima: come ka short form?
me: ok leave it baby :D see ya :)
Raima: what is it ?
me: forget it, adult stuff :P
Raima: haan haan
me: so u know ?
Raima: nupe...noo
me: ur noo is cute :)
Raima: hadh hi hai.. i really gotta go, mom mujhe maar daalengii
me: dad se complain kar do na
Raima: dad outta town...buh byee tc

17th June, 2008

Raima: hii wassup?
me: sex
oopss..soryy wrong window
Raima: jerk
me: ok ok i said wrong window :)
Raima: wrong window...u talk about this to ur friends??
me: kisi aur ka jawab tha
Raima: hadh hai
me: are yaar, wo puchh rahi thi k.. i mean hum discuss kar rahe the
Raima: forget it
me: married life me kya probs
Raima: nice topic... :P
me: aa sakti hai?
Raima: i see aur tell
me: so i suggested one :P

3 minutes later

Raima: sorry comp band ho gya tha...low battery
me: so u liked the topic :D
Raima: nope...not 1 bit
me: :( u just said :D
Raima: what did i say?
me: raima : nice topic...
Raima: what do you mean?
me: so u forgot so easily ????
Raima: uff that was sarcastic....
me: bad luck :( thts my favourite topic :D
Raima: hmph u have a bad choice in topics then
me: ya i m a bad boy :D
Raima: vo toh lag i rha haii
me: who has a colleague with sexy figure
Raima: you probably...dont wanna hear about it, Im a good gal..Im doing my hw (homework).. :D, i trying to finish it before a deadline of 1 week...nahi toh dad mujhe maar daalenge lecture de deke
me: ka jamaana hai , sasura hw me chatting dete hai :D
Raima: its like going thru 3rd degree torture...and look at you...doing nothing sitting in ur office...
...and nahi my hw is not chatting...im jotting down an indian recipe in french language...how sad is that :(
me: first u pass through school, baad me degrees ke baat :D
Raima: 3rd degree torture silly
me: hamka wo sab malum nahi, hum to imaandaar nagrik hai, chori chakari nahi karte :D
Raima: maine jitni padhai iin 15 years mai nahi ki..utni iss 1 week mai kar lii....:(
Raima: boht imaandaar ho....massomiyat toh aapke chehre se tapakti hai...right :P ?
me: jee ha, abhi abhi mera ek frnd 2 glass bhar ke le gaya, he was in need :D
Raima: lol...masoomiyat and paresh are opposites... :P
me: kisne kaha tum masoom ho :D
Raima: hum toh boht hi jyada masoom hain..tabhi ghar pe baithke bhi padhte hain..unlike you...sitting and killing makkhis in that office of
makkhiya maarte rehte ho poore din
me: ab itne saal wait k baad to govt job mila hai, ab kya bachheki jaan logi :(
Raima: usme toh makkhiyan maarne ke liye hi salary miltii hai... right?
kon bachha?? muhjhe koi bachcha dikhayi nahi de raha :P...
me: ye dialogue tha ek movie ka
Raima: hadh haii...yeh kaam karte ho..movies ke dialogues memorise karne ke paise milte hai tumhe?
me: jis cheez me interest ho wo memory me khud aa jati hai :D
Raima: uf....hadh hi haii**
anyway...im doing my hw
me: indian girls k liye ek hi padhai importnat hai
Raima: konsi?
me: pati ki sewa k nuskhe :P
Raima: get lost, mai pati sewa nahi krungi...pati meri sewa karega :P
me: matlab same hai, marriage is her target :D
Raima: nahi tohh puhleeZ…mine isnt
me: so if ur husband kapde dhoega to achha lagega J kaun see sewa karvaogi ?
Raima: yaar...iss baare mai mene kabhi socha nahi...boht dooooooooooooor ki baat hai
me: lol u said pati sewa karega par kya :D
Raima: bfast lunch dinner....sab pakayega
me: so u r marrying a cook :D
Raima: i havent thought of marriage yaar...boht door ki baat hai, change this topic
me: ohkk so aaj mummy ka mood kaisa hia :D
Raima: achha hai… jiss din mai padh leti hun...uss din unka mood sahi rehta hai....
aur tell... what you doing?
me: baju me ek ladki hai my colleague…her figure is 30-28-32
Raima: shuddup
me: ab tum hi batao yahan kaun kambakht kaam me jee lagaye :P
Raima: tumhari colleague? go and flirt with her then?
me: ab ye ek lambi raam kahani hai
Raima: kyu? awww what? brb

4 minutes later

Raima: bakk

(I had logged out, maybe to draft some urgent letter ! )


18th June, 2008

Raima: hi
me: jackpot today :D
Raima: kyu kya hua?
me: all 5 frnds online here :P
Raima: matlab?
me: gmail chat
Raima: good
me: so we're discussing married life ystrdy ?
Raima: nope
me: bachelor party ? lovely nights bfore marriage ?
Raima: *gross*
me: i know sm boys do it, i m nt like that :D
Raima: well...how do i know?
me: belive me :)
Raima: why should i?
me: meri aankhon me dekho, orkut me mera photo hai :D
Raima: dikh nahi rahii..
..that scary one :P
me: wo ghaav to ab thik ho gaya hai, memory k liye khincha tha :P

(and she gets disconnected suddenly)