She remembers Junk food while talking with me !!

6th June, 2008

me: hi, u nidhi or neha :D
Neha: hello er neha
me: the id means that u both use it :) ?
Neha: both????
me: u said ur sis know all ur ids ?
Neha: oh ok vaisa both lolzzz haan re she knows.....
me: so she interferes in ur life so much :)
Neha: jaane de naa...vaise bhi mai apne account mai koi aisa kaam nahi karti jisse muje hide karna pade so i'm cool tu bol..
me: cool ?????????? ur friends get deleted wthout ur permission, is it cool ?
Neha: i trust my sister completely nd at d end of da day she does stuff to protect me, i mean she is so nice nd caring tht i cant shout @ her....if i do i feel really guilty later
me: bt she doesnt trust u that u talk with right ppl :)
Neha: r u trying to provoke me against her? nehoo i dun wanna talk bout it chnge the topic
me: so what u do ?
Neha: study
me: of what ? science , arts ya nautanki :D
Neha: hain nautanki????
me: i mean
Neha: wat made u say tht????
me: performing arts :D like music, dance
Neha: nahi nahi' i m horrible @ stuff liektht
me: like me :)
Neha: lolzz m n arts student
me: seems like u dont attend college much
Neha: nah i dint go to college for 3 months
me: great. so kya karti ho pura din ?
Neha: soti hoon ghar pe, arre see 1st month was college fest....so even teachers din come....den we had pre boards, so exam tha after tht we took our board forms aur fir study leave nd den boards

5 minutes later

me: boss was here
Neha: lolzz k
me: i m frustrated with accounts, they ve done it roughly all 5 yrs, n nw i joined the dept to clean the rubbish :(
Neha: hmmm\
me: so i was saying sab jaante hai k pure din koi so nahi sakta, tera bf nahi hai :P
Neha: well i m jus lazy, so after getting up i cook maggi n eat n den watch tv, wat makes u think i dun have a bf?
me: that was question, forgot to put ?
Neha: oh oh acha acha.. waise nahi hai :D:D
me: why ? u r so ugly :) ?
Neha: yep :)
me: this i dont like tum khoobsurat keh do
Neha: khoobsurat :P:P
me: tell " i m the sexiest girl in my city "
Neha: er....dude u aSKED I M ugly so i said yes, i thot u were joking so i jus played along, stop this philosophy.....this is sumthng i dont lyk :D
me: :( heart break.
Neha: lolzzz let it be re :D so do u have a gf?
me: no, tum jooth keh deti to acchha lagta, virtual gf ab hai 5-6, do they count ?
Neha: virtual matlab desktop aur screensaver?
me: virtual bole to jo haath me na aaye, sirf baat me aaye :D
Neha: hehehe chalo virtual to hai :D
me: n urs ? real ?
Neha: nope
me: fir to main bhi ek bf hu :D
Neha: nope i m already past tht virtual bf gf thing nd i m bored of it :D
me: kya main aap ki age puchh sakta hu ?
Neha: 17 n u r?
me: hw can u be 17 nd in college? first yr ?
Neha: obiviously
me: even then u must be 18 plus
Neha: nahi i will turn 18 this year
me: u ve to be 17 bfore u join college usually.
Neha: nah actully it is high skool but ppl here call it college for some reason
me: so at 17ur bored of bfs ? u still hv 5-6 yrs at least bfore marriage
Neha: well c i never was in a relationship ever but the very thought bores me, i have seen my frnds
me: dont mind me talking mostly bout relations n girls coz i dont hv it :D
Neha: yeah u can talk bout nething u like, muje koi problem nahi hai
me: anything ?????? soch lena :P
Neha: haan anything, ache se soch liya :P:P
me: sex ?
Neha: will do, i dont care
me: tht will be very early bt i think, u must hv had sex :)
Neha: nah
me: ok, ok, bt u hv no interest or u r afraid ?
Neha: i dunno....never thot bout it
me: or u got no one ? like me :(
Neha: so i dun care...infact i dun care bout nething nemore..... well...u can get ne1 if u want
me: hi hi hi
Neha: hello hello hello' :-/
me: i didnt get the last emoticon ?
so u mean I can get or YOu can get anyone ?
Neha: well i dunno, i cant comment on ur life
me: guess u hv broken up with sm1 or sm1 hurt u badly
Neha: to break up wid sumone u shud first be in a relationship, well sum1 did hurt me badly
me: n hw ?
Neha: i dun wanna talk bout it
me: at this age ppl get hurt soon bt they wont say nt interested in anything :)
Neha: well...if u call 3 years soon i dunno\
me: u look cheerful rather :) is it so bad that u dont like anybody or anything nw ?
Neha: yes i dont like ne1 n nethng
me: i m the hardcore optimist, every mrng i get up n think i m lost in carreer, relations everything still keep wrkng hoping tht all will be fine, par jab sacchai saamne aati hai, then i think just like you " aag laga do duniya ko " :D
Neha: yeah nd i m hardcor realistic nd i noe things r not gonna change
me: realistic to main bhi hu, par beautiful, loving, caring wife nai milegi aisa fobia hai muje :D
Neha: hmmmmm k yeah sure w/e
me: what else ? else me to uske pass at least millions ho, properties ho.
Neha: wow aise ladki tuje is planet pe to nahi milne vali hai
me: :( above are guidelines i ll adjust :) thode bahot paise wali is ok the bottomiline is i should stop having interest in other women :D
Neha: acha sun i gtg now sis aa gayi hai nd we r going down to eat sumthing, m feeling hungry bye n tc will come onliner later
me: i ll be leavin office so cu tomorrow nw :) good night, sweet dreams :)


10th June 2008

me: hii missed you :)
Neha: oh lolzzz
me: i know u didnt miss me :(
Neha: yeah yeah u r d only one hu knows all the things, neway aur bol
me: lunch se pehle to SUN kehti thi ab BOL ho gaya :(
Neha: is this a joke?
me: what u think LOL ?
Neha: nuthing :-o
me: sorry bt bol is my style of conversing on phone, that is widespread nw in india :D
Neha: wat??????????????????????? now thts a joke :P:P
me: belive me lol hv u seen that advt of sprite ?
Neha: which one?
me: the guy meets gal in restaurant, and admits that he's late coz of meeting with another gf :D bt she wont belive it :P
Neha: yeah what bout it?
me: like that believe wht i say :) if u dont thats even better :D
Neha: ha ha
me: what s ur figure btw?
Neha: 36-42-40
me: ek number galat hai 42 ko 30kar do
Neha: nahi re 30 nahi, pehle 38 tha socha vacations mai exercise karke kam karoongi, but aur bhi badh gaya, i dont have a problem wid fat ...but my body luks very disproportionate i mean upper half nd lower half, even my doctor has told me to reduce weight
happy now ?
me: if u knew wht makes boys happy u would nt hv asked :(
Neha: i dont know what makes boyz happy
me: 36-28-36 bt i respect ur honesty
Neha: thnks re, itz ok....but just being honest doesnt matter, the body till my neck luks quite small comapared to the rest of my body which looks bad....otherwise i've seen fat ppl hu luk bful
me: tum bach gayee meri flirting se :D thats a positive :)
Neha: ohk even u r honest
me: hw ?
Neha: i mean u said you like girls wid a gud figure which most the boyz dont admit :)
me: i said what makes them happy, excited :D all cant marry such girls :(
Neha: i knw
me: u know i m under weight :D
Neha: lolzzz take some of my fats hehe, i give all the credit to junk food, i eat junk twice a day
me: thats nt a big prob.

4 minutes later

me: sorry, I was typing fast so pc was hung :D
Neha: ohk i dun get mad at ppl if dey go offline, i understnd tht there must b sum problem
me: waht ? offline ? heloooooooo