Difference between Wife and Washing Machine !!!!!

14th August, 2009

me: hii sweety :P
hw r u
Rati: hello :)
me: had bath or not :D
Rati: wzzp?
yes :)
:D
me: i can smell the sandal wood soap :P
Rati: i used dove hehehe :D
me: ohh sorry
wo ruby ka hoga :D
Rati: ruby kya hota hai? blue colour ka jo hota hai wo wala ??
me: ruby ek khatarnak kisam ki ladki hoti hai, jo subah subah
Rati: k..
me: aapko uncle aur bhai bulake
Rati: kal bata rahe the wo wali na ?
me: irritate karti hai.
Rati: ohk cool
good for u :P
me: i like it actually, to be called uncle :P better thn bro
Rati: :P
me: mallika just logged in
Rati: good
say her my hello
me: she doesn't knw u so no need :)
Rati: frm ur side :P
so.. hw good is the morning?
me: nthng much different. m all alone in the 11 floor building. sm watchmen, sm lift men, sm electricity men lol
Rati: :) no females :P
Goo.d bach gayi wo sari ke sari
me: not even good looking males :(
Rati: :-/ u serious? :P
me: yes. to make u laugh…m serious :D
Rati: :D
me: i love that slant :P apni photo dikha na ;)
Rati: darr jaoge :P
me: really ? thn don’t. let the fun continue :P
Rati: good.. scared u away :)
me: :(
Rati: :)
me: anywy u r better thn ruby
Rati: y?
me: she's tellin i hv no brains :( bt like you calls me bro lol
Rati: phir bhi tum usse bhaav dete hoge na?
me: haa, check this
Rati: k..
me: “you're looking so hot, i was going to bite the monitorbt muh me mitti aa gayi, saaf nai kiya hai shayad ”
this I wrote to ruby lol
Rati: ye tumne bola tha kya?
me: who else can do it lol
Rati: i thot she said dat :P whr do u get these ideas though?
me: my hormones drive me :P
Rati: :D u ve got really strong ones then :P
roz bournvita peete hai kya woh ??
ahem ahem
me: dont like bournvita, actually i dont like milk
Rati: me too, i prefer hot chocolate
me: oohh wt r u upto ;) m geting aroused
Rati: ??
me: dont do this
Rati: what? now wat did i say?
me: never use “hot” wrds :P
Rati: ohk.. ill keep tht in mind :P
me: thnks. fir main gandi baate karunga nd u ll get hot :D
Rati: no way :D
me: u mean i should do it :D
Rati: no yaar so say more
Me: hold on
pee
Rati: stupid

5 minutes later

Rati: u back?
me: : (straight face smiley I learnt from mallika)
Rati: PJ club pe ho na? x-( (PJ club is a poor joke community)
me: Sofi’s come now
yeah ruby :P plus sofia here :D
Rati: ohk
me: u r acting like wife btw :D
Rati: lol
me: i like it :P
Rati: watevr
do u hav ny new cool taglines?
me: take mine “ When can you trust a man ? In handcuffed state” lol
Rati: :)
me: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
Rati: :D
lol
me: Love can be sordid only if you work at it - Brooke McEldowney
Rati: there was one more about love
"If you are not blind, you are not in love.. because love is blind"
me: u knw
Rati: wat?
me: i feel like i want to say i love you to smone every day bt i find no one :(
Rati: hw abt ur mom?
me: wo to hai bt i mean gf. its different.
Rati: hmm
me: btw mere latest poll me vote kiya ?
Rati: kaunsa?
me: wat women mean when they say kya main moti ho gayi hu
Rati: ill chck
me: i dont see ur comment. pata to chale u hv voted :)
Rati: call
me: ? wats ur phone no, i ll call u just now :P
Rati: :) papa ..wait a min
me: gotta smoke. see ya soon :)

22 minutes later

me: so
hello sunti ho ?
Rati: haan bolo
sory was a bit busy
me: bolo :(
cry
Rati: hmm
aur jor se :P
me: crying louder
Rati: aur jor se
me: sticky droplets from the nose
Rati: shirt se wipe it
me: lol
bt maine t shirt pehni hai, no sleeve :D
Rati: to pant se
me: naak tak pahunch nahi raha :(
Rati: jhuko na :P
me: no. fir main tumhara reply nai padh sakta :D
orkut se bhi sab bhaag gaye :(
Rati: good
me: :(
Rati: :(
:'(
me: why r u crying ? papa ne bola kuchh ?
Rati: no.. bcoz orkut pe koi nahi hai :P
me: cry
Rati: tere dost aaye dekh chat thread pe
me: cry louder
Rati: don cry..
me: koi nahi hai :(
btw wats the diff btwn wife and washing machine lol
Rati: umm.. let me think no idea
me: try, i need options to make the poll
Rati: ek husband ke kapde dhota hai.. doosri use hi dhoti hai :(
lame
wait a min
me: yes, thnks
Rati: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in.
got it on net
me: lol means ?
Rati: means??
me: wat is meant by load ?
Rati: don tell me u din get the meaning
me: sowie, tum sharma rahi ho so its clear now. i had sm doubt :)
Rati: ?? really?
me: mayb sm new angle :P
Rati: lolz
so wat options did u add?
me: wait
can i write customised hitting. is it funny ?
Rati: yes
me: thn machine doesn’t look for lipstick stains lol
Rati: :D
me: teri dhulai to bina sabun hogi. hows tht ?
tum batao tum kya gaaliya dogi aise poll creator ko
Rati: wait 10 mins

11 minutes later

Rati: haan bolo
sry haan talk :P
there?
me: yes. one option left, m searching for abuse as wives will get angry reading my poll
Rati: ohh..
me: kya ? no idea ?

(and she goes offline due to power cut maybe ! )